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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Fuck. Malaysia is our fallback option. Only one of us has to get a visa there. And besides the parts that are heavier in Muslim population, and therefore follow shariah law, it's a pretty cool place. The concern we have with moving there long term is if they decide to crack down on the homos...They spent a couple decades with the ruling party claiming that their biggest rivals were homos and then getting them thrown in jail so they would cease to be a threat.
  2. Quoting for truth. If you think the after effects of electing a black man as president are bad, you haven't seen nothing like you'll see if we elect an openly homosexual.
  3. Our taxpayer money at work, blowing up pictures of Biden so that Republicans can cast aspersions in committee hearings.
  4. If we weren't talking about politicians, you have a point. But there are very very few politicians I've ever seen that had me thinking about their dick. Politics is Hollywood for ugly people. But I'd have a look at Harry Styles dick if he wanted to show it. Mostly so I could report back to @Bama Chick. But if my approach above did get that politician to whip out their dick, I don't care if he pulls a baby leg out, I'd point and laugh and say something like, "See, I told you he had a micropenis. He's only got 12 inches, such a tiny little thing!"
  5. I'd only change one thing about this. Make sure to make it clear they are overcompensating for a small penis. "When he's in the gym showers, you can look all you want but there's nothing to see there." I dunno, something. Then I'd bring it up constantly, make the guy feel like he actually needs to whip is dick out to prove you wrong.
  6. I’m not an animal, I know how private browsing works.
  7. And it all goes back to how they were raised, and how they internalized the messages from their family and their churches about homosexuality. I don't know this guy, but I know people like him. In some ways I can see a little of myself in him. One of two things have happened here from what I know of this guy. #1 - He was a rebellious teenager and was being extra gay because he was trying to get a rise out of his parents, but then he matured a little bit, realized how much him being gay was hurting his parents feelings, or their perceived reputation around town, and he decided that for his family he would pretend not to be gay anymore. This would give him better access to the love of his family that he craves. In order to prove that he's truly not gay anymore, he must, I repeat must, be extra straight. In Deer Park that means he needs to drive a truck and wear a cowboy hat and be a good republican and go to church. And in Deer Park if you are going to church it means that you are probably getting to hear about how terrible homos are on the regular. So he just gets inundated over and over with this message about how broken he is, which causes him to act out even more to prove how he's straight and therefore not broken, and it's a cycle that just never ends. In this scenario he's likely fucking his wife just often enough not to arouse suspicion, but his browser history is full of gay porn. #2 - He was happy being gay but his family threatened to cut him off from their will, and so he's overcompensating to prove just how straight he is now so that he can stay in the will. In this scenario he will drop all of this as soon as the money from the estate is deposited in his account. In this one he's finding excuses to leave the state and he's fucking every piece of strange he can whenever he's not home. Also, his browser history is full of gay porn. I could be wrong, but I suspect that he's sitting in one of those two scenarios. Had I made a couple of choices a little differently, I could absolutely have been #1 myself. I'm so fucking glad I picked correctly, because It seems like a really really miserable existence.
  8. Yep. They will not stop until women are barefoot and pregnant, making sandwiches for men after a blowie. And gays are in jail/dead where they belong. And the darkies are back on their side of town with their own schools that are separate and "equal" and where if that side of town gets too nice, they can go burn it down with no repercussions. That's the world they want us all to live in. Don't be surprised when they start shutting down whole sections of HEB on Sundays due to the new blue laws. If HEB is even open.
  9. Can I ask what the security risk is?e
  10. Every time I see this guy it just makes me sad.
  11. Something is seriously wrong when the two major candidates for governor of Texas have already raised ~$50 million. There should not be that much value in that job.
  12. 100% agreed. I love that it's happening, but I'm pissed that it has to happen.
  13. Hopefully a 5 year sentence for something would be as good as = to life in prison.
  14. Because Republicans have figured out that the less information you have, the easier you are to control.
  15. First time I remember the race of a justice being explicitly called out before the nomination happened was Clarence Thomas. Senior Bush needed a black man to replace the black man that died. And of course, before Marshall, they didn't have to call out the race or sex of the person they were going to nominate because it was just understood it would be a white man who would be nominated. What you are complaining about is not some new grievance. What's new and different is that for the first time you are seeing evidence of this thing that has been happening all along, you just aren't in the favored group in this instance. If you step back and try to look at issues from other people's shoes, which I know you are capable of, I think some of your grievances will go away, because the grievance isn't "Some new terrible thing is happening," it's actually more like "Oh, the group I'm a part of isn't the preferred in group every single time anymore, and that's a little scary." It shouldn't be scary that we're just trying to get closer to the meritocracy that was supposedly set up at our founding.
  16. Many at the time were hopeful that Cohen going down for things he was doing on Trump's behalf would lead to Trump also getting into trouble over those things. Cohen was found guilty and served his jail sentence without Trump ever entering a court room. That's what he was talking about.
  17. Scrolling through highlights on CNN. Why is that fuck Jason Miller wearing a mask? We already know he doesn't have a chin. We already know that MAGA thinks that masks are buillshit. Does he think wearing a mask in some way makes it harder for us to tell he's lying since we can't see his lips moving?
  18. Damn, I could only watch for the first 30 minutes and missed Sydney Powell. Did her audio make it clear that she is completely disconnected from reality?
  19. Been saying this for awhile. If they made Trump into the Tiger King and showed off his ridiculousness and delusions, everyone in the country would be watching. It wouldn't even be a big stretch to do it that way.
  20. Maybe it's been a long week, or maybe I'm just dumb. Can you translate that to layman's terms, @Anastasis?
  21. That was actually a really good interview. For example: I'm not in the habit of giving money to Republicans, but the way he lays out his own responsibility in the place we are as a body politic makes me interested in how he figured it out and got out of it.
  22. Treat me like I’m 5 and tell me what WNB means. Sometimes you people make me feel incredibly sheltered.
  23. Is he spitting it down the barrel rather than swallowing after sucking a liberal dick? What is he trying to say?
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