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Just replying to this to repost it. Fucking awesome work whoever you are gay state representative!

Hmm, I don't know about y'all but I'm suddenly in the mood to go camping. Or Nothing like finding a pack of starfish on a camping trip. Or "So I just walk up to them, tell them my cock shoots light rays, and I'm good?"

Even better, cheaper seats that aren't almost sold out are not BOGO. Also, someone with some skills should remake that map with eagle, gun, america, man, woman, person, tv.

Pretty sure that Trump already tried that on 1/6 and failed

Yeah he sassed someone and then offered for that someone to fight Gym Jordan if he had a problem with the sass.

We didn't have woods where I grew up, but we did periodically happen upon random stashes. Once we even accidentally discovered my dad's VHS stash. He eventually figured out that we found them because they disappeared one day. So yes, I guess I got my sex ed from the playground and Debbie Does Dallas instead of in school.

I know you grew up an hour and a half south of me, but as I was reading this I first started thinking, did I black out and post this? This exactly matches my sexual rearing in rural west Texas. Only thing I’d add was that we also skipped the chapter on evolution in Honors Biology in high school because the teacher was a Baptist and told us she didn’t believe in it.

When the last guy ramped up the racism, and it was finally and utterly proven that the police were never going to protect me, I would've bought some guns too if I wasn't white.

There was a minute in the not too distant past where they brought back those onion rings. I got them at the Congress and William Cannon Popeye's and they are indeed great. But they were only around for a few months a couple years ago and never reappeared. Missing the dirty rice is a killer as well. Otherwise our Popeye's usually gets things right. But the sides are way better at the Golden Chick so we wind up there if we're staying close. And no, you go to Bush's for gizzards and gravy. Chicken Express is ok, except there are no convenient locations unless you live out by the lake or out in the exurbs. Bush's suffers from the same problem mostly, but I used to live close to the one on Brodie and love that you never had to worry that they were serving you cornish hens. And for those of you that need a fried chicken buffet, you can still find them around Houston. Look for Hartz Chicken Buffet. I'm not going to tell you it's great chicken, but you can eat as much as you want.

Had to give you rep because this is a sentence I see myself repeating over and over and over again. Fantastic ! Also, one of those inflection points y'all are looking for involves that point in our history where people actually elected an overly pigmented president.

I'm not going to watch that, but I'm going to comment that I know it was girls he was molesting and not boys, because he's being protected by the Republicans. If he was fucking boys he'd be out on his ass. I guess the moral of the story is, don't do anything that could make people think you are gay, and you are good to go to be as reprehensible as you want to be in all other areas and keep your power. It's a bonus if you treat females like objects as well. Every time I see a new story about the latest Republican battshittery it makes me want to continue to speak to my parents less and less. And shit like this is hard to forget about when I know they are going to keep right on voting for it.

Honestly, I've always heard it the way you are starting to hear it, even when I know it's coming from people that don't mean it that way. I'm not going to call it out here though because #1, I actually don't care if you want to be a homophobic asshole unless you are then going to turn that into creating government action that will abridge my rights and #2, I try to give people the benefit of the doubt until they explicitly make it clear they are in favor of #1. It's why I'm a lot more ok with someone like you or Brisket saying that than I ever was with someone like LonghornLaw, that piece of shit, who delighted in the government's suppression of my rights. I'm glad he's gone, and I hope he's miserable in whatever he started doing that caused him to go away.

Great, in this way conservatives are getting their wish, we're heading back to the 1950's. I'm sick and fucking tired of this shit.

Always love how he's so surprised he's going to get arrested after that.

Admittedly it's been awhile, but what? The Flying Monkeys are actually monkeys and they did the bidding of the Wicked Witch of the West. WTF is she talking about?

I would've been better off had I not clicked on this particular page of this thread. Baby raping and then @Neonmoon spitting a truth I don't really want to hear today. Jesus Christ.

Yep, he called it out for what it was in the moment, but within days he was already back to party before country. He gives 1 fuck about this country. That 1 fuck is reserved for making sure Republicans are in power. That's his only fuck to give. Disgusting.

LOL. I'm not sure I'd have ever called Mr. T "Hollywood," but if there was ever a time to do it, it was the 80's.

I'm building a pretty good hoard of Oaxacan Mezcal as well. Who is supposed to be responsible for the mixers?

Beat me to it. It's actually one of the foundational things we learn about in US History, that everyone deserves representation in a fair trial. What world does he even live in?

Just keep a wet paper towel near the onion so your eyes don't tear up.

#1, you are assuming I won't be living here in 2 years, because as long as I live in Austin, I will always be able to find a good CFS inside the city limits. #2, save the brown gravy for moco loco and poutine. #3, I have a Seattle coworker who hunts out the CFS there, and he's taken me to some places that do a pretty damn good CFS. So it's not impossible to find CFS with cream gravy, even a good cream sausage gravy in the PNW.

So I'm not catholic which means I need dumb question amnesty. Is it protocol for women to dress as if they are at a mafia funeral when they meet the pope? WTF is going on with those outfits?

I was going through the holland tunnel this weekend and the radio signal died. I was thinking to myself that if only the uber driver had gotten his car vaccinated, we'd have gotten to finish hearing that shittastic song that was playing on the radio.

Which officials? Asking for the poors on the wrong side of the paywall.