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I see I missed the boat on that Goat 20 t-shirt, god dammit.

I'm all for piling on aggy, but that's fucking ridiculous.

And who doesn't want to picture a bare ass, am I right? For example, that picture above. Dude could lose the jeans and underwear and drastically improve the look of that outfit.

Your goddamn right. My town gave you your greatest athlete to ever play at Tech, not counting Idalou's own Tracy Saul. I grew up hating Tech (except their band was pretty badass), then started to really love them with Leach, then hated them again for what they did to Leach. Fuck them for that forever.

That guy looks 40. I grew up in the shadow of Lubbock, as in one of the roads in Lubbock is named after the town I grew up in about 50 minutes south. I very happily left there and only went back for family until family moved away. Hadn't been back in years until my dad died last year and wanted to have his funeral back in that town. Now that he's gone, I'm not sure I'll ever go back, and just the thought of that makes me happy. Mac Davis song - Happiness is Lubbock in my Rear View Mirror - with the appropriate strikeouts for accuracy. … I was just fifteen and out of control lost to James Dean and rock and roll I knew down deep in my country soul that I had to get away Hollywood was a lady in red who danced in my dreams as I tossed in bed I knew I'd wind up in jail or dead if I have to stay I thought happiness was Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror My mama kept calling me home but I just did not want to hear her And the vision was getting clearer in my dream So I let out one night in June stoned on the glow of the Texas moon Humming an old Buddy Holly tune called Peggy Sue (pretty, pretty Peggy Sue) With my favorite jeans and a cheap guitar I ran off chasing a distant star If Buddy Holly could make it that far then I figured I could too I thought happiness was Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror My mama kept calling me home but I just did not want to hear her And the vision was getting clearer in my dream But the Hollywood moon didn't smile the same old smile that I?d grown up with The lady in red just wanted my last dime And I cried myself to sleep at night too dumb to run too scared to fight And too proud to admit it at the time So I got me some gigs on Saturday night not much more than orchestrated fights I'd come home drunk and I tried to write but the words came out all wrong Hell bent and bound for a wasted youth too much gin and not enough vermouth And no one to teach me to seek the truth before I put an end to this song I still thought happiness was Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror My mama kept calling me home but I just could not, would not hear her And the vision was getting clearer in my dream Well I thank God each and every day for giving me the music and the words to say I'd never had made it any other way he was my only friend Now I sleep a little better each night and when I look in the mirror in the morning light The man I see was both wrong and right he's going home again I guessed happiness was Lubbock Texas in my rearview mirror But now happiness was Lubbock Texas growing nearer and dearer And the vision was getting clearer in my dream And I think I finally know just what it means And when I die you can bury me in Lubbock Texas in my jeans

As someone who went to school, it was always clear that the zero tolerance policies against bullies only applied if the bully was extraordinarily poor, or if the victim was extraordinarily privileged. Otherwise there was a pretty good look the other way policy in place by most school administrators.

I can't speak to those other products, but that tush cush is some high quality lube. Your partner will thank you next time you are heading towards the back door.

I think trying to explain a pop culture reference is why we're over here on surly instead of hanging out at shaggy. Would expect both explanations to go about the same.

Wait, I think I saw this movie back in the 80's.

Hey I'm all for this, especially if it means the revival of Slocum on a Mobile.

And Jimbo was the New Coke. Brought in with great fanfare, given a little time to get traction, and was shitcanned when it became clear to everyone it was a colossal failure.* *and yes I know the story about it being a ruse to change the recipe, go with me here.

Personally, kinda depends on my mood.

I'm going to ask again....where do they hide the good looking aggy? Surely they exist somewhere?

Nah man, Art Bell was where it was at.

I'm gonna go ahead and say that those of us in the gay mafia are not claiming any of that nonsense going on over in junior college station. #1, there's no sense in a circle jerk, and #2, there are better things to do with jizz than keep it in jars. Also, #3, genital mutilation by droppping water from height is just dumb. Treat your equipment with respect and it will give you pleasure for the rest of your life. Aggy doesn't know how to be respectful. Finally, #4 I'll concede that glory holes are pretty gay.

Got busy for a few months. Football finally brought me back to the football board, but aside from reading this thread, still don't have as much time as I used to.

He can’t even make it through that sentence without adding a laugh emoji. Even aggy can’t keep a straight face when saying something that dumb.

I think Captain Sulu and Brad enjoy a non-fucking relationship, and the stakes are blowjobs instead. Pretty sure Captain Sulu is ready to get down but Brad finds the butt stuff distasteful.

We don't have to be back to beat their asses. That's the sad part for those idiots.

This isn't accurate, too many teeth.

So I'm out here on the west coast watching the late night replay on ESPN. I remember in the 80's and 90's they would "Due to time constraints we're moving ahead in this game" and show us the entire god damned half time show. Then somewhere in the early 2000's they figured that shit out and would give us more of the game and skip halftime, so you still might skip some plays but not as many. Admittedly, I haven't watched replays like this in awhile because Texas has sucked, so how long have they been doing replays where you get 2-3 plays and then 5 minutes of commercials? We're in 7:43 in the 3rd in the last 44 minutes, and I've seen no more than 3 plays between commercials in this whole fucking game. WTF Is this bullshit? I think we're going to get the whole god damned game in an hour, and 35 minutes of that hour at least will be commercials.

Oh, so it's not that he's a good coach, it's that he played a whole lot of trash teams. Got it.

Good lord how has Gundy ever won 10 games?