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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. I don’t think he’s limited himself to dicks. He looks like a guy where everything is on the menu. And all the dicks are breaded and deep fried. Probably with an extra side of gravy.
  2. I wouldn’t have either. Sat next to him at a Holiday Bowl years ago. He had no idea what was going on rules wise, yelling at the refs for them getting the calls right, plus he looked a mess. Then he disappeared at halftime and never came back.
  3. Brews and BJ's sounds like a dream to me. Hmm, I think I'm going to go downstairs and make that dream come true.
  4. I'm trying to imagine how good the chicken would need to be for me to make a chicken finger place my top recommendation when speaking of best places to eat in a town, any town. They'd definitely need to be far better than any chicken fingers I've ever eaten, by a lot. Surely that shithole has something a little better than chicken finger restaurants on offer?
  5. Yeah they are going to bring the trophy back and they are doing it in Houston because no one would show up if it was in junior college station and aggy is too scared of accidentally catching some culture if they show up in Austin outside of football season.
  6. Still can't stop thinking about us. Sounds more like he didn't have an answer to the question.
  7. I didn't realize Dark Helmet had any eligibility left....
  8. Is low score best here? I'm trying to figure out how in the fuck they could put together a list where Lubbock is the 2nd best location. I mean it's better than Amarillo, or any place in Oklahoma, but I'm running out of locations where Lubbock comes out on top pretty fucking fast. Then you see Boulder, Tempe and Tucson on the list and wait, Lubbock isn't at the ass end of that list, It's just wild.
  9. Had sideline passes for that game. Almost won a car at halftime. Missed it by about a quarter of an inch. Good times!
  10. I grew up going to a 1st Baptist Church. Remember sermons going back to the late 70's. Went most weeks until I left home to go to UT. I do not ever remember a time when there weren't political flyers right next to the weekly programs and those little books that are meant to keep kids occupied so they don't act up during the super boring sermon.
  11. Pretty sure he's already gotten hired as the aggy meat judging assistant coach.
  12. Fuck Tracy Saul, more because of what he did to my high school team than what he did at Tech. Yep.
  13. I have an efficiency with a kitchenette in downtown Austin, already rented out for 4 days for $2k for that weekend. There is money to be made for those that are willing for sure.
  14. 1. Nebraska didn't leave because we get our way. Nebraska left because they couldn't fucking beat us and they couldn't get used to losing. 2. Colorado didn't leave because of us, they left because they were afraid to be left behind in the new and improved Pac-16 deal that aggy blew up AFTER Colorado had already made the jump. Sorry, hate when sportswriters get those events so god damned wrong when they are trying to push this narrative about Texas.
  15. Got damn! Also, Lane Kiffin is a funny motherfucker!
  16. My company refuses to make a pride version or our logo, and they've come up with all kinds of reasons that are relatively reasonable for why not. But I know people who have left over that, and I know people who believe that anything we do around minority rights, whether that's for our black employees or our veteran employees or our female employees is purely performative, because when it comes right down to it, they don't actually believe in any of it, they are just trying to be expedient about keeping those people on staff. So yeah, it may be pandering for some, but it feels a whole lot better to be pandered to than it does to be told "Nah, I'm not even going to pander to you, you fucking queers." Because for some of my former co-workers, that's exactly what the company was saying when they didn't change our logo for Pride.
  17. This was me every sunday at 12:01, leaving my First Baptist Church.
  18. Umm, where might I find this little slice of wonderfulness?
  19. These numbers make me very happy, having grown up a southern Baptist. Love seeing people join my club. Hopefully they aren't losing their members to the crazier parts of Christianity and this is indicative of people coming to their senses.
  20. God damn, even their mariachis are unattractive.
  21. Oh shit, that guy has not aged well. There was a time where I could get down on the idea of fucking that guy, but now he's developed that aggy look. Ugh, no thanks.
  22. Yeah she's gorgeous. If I were going to make an exception, she'd be pretty much top of the list.
  23. I guess we don't go to the same clubs.
  24. Oh they really meant Moors? I thought the article had misspelled Morons.
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