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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Least shocking news ever. Also since the Reds were brought up a couple times in the last little but. Fuck Pete Rose.
  2. Or else those that are really into obscure show tunes.
  3. That looks like a Zebra pen. Those things are great!
  4. Hey guys, maybe move the Abbott talk to a more appropriate thread, we're busy here rehashing and repeating ourselves over CU for 15 pages of this thread instead. Fuck off you CU arguers, go find another thread to shit in so we can get on with the business of shitting on Abbott, please.
  5. Tomorrow is my two week anniversary of shot #2 of the Moderna vaccine.
  6. Joe Biden doesn't have a notebook and is averaging 1 event a day since taking office. I'm not kidding.
  7. High school aged me was too busy staring at that ass to pay attention to any jackets or sunglasses. If only I had known that I just needed to be in the right park at the right time, I would've been a fucking nature lover.
  8. You took a car to see a Journey concert? How did the car pass through security? Did you have to buy extra tickets for all the seats it took up? How many cars did you date after the first one? This has me completely confused.
  9. Lol that guy’s siblings don’t have any quit in them. Every time he makes the news or runs for office they are making a new ad calling him a piece of shit. That brings a big smile to my face!
  10. How fucking weird is it that he measures time by school shootings?
  11. All those times he didn't specifically come here and defend Trump for his latest lie was his way of calling him out. Lots of evidence of that, look at all the times he didn't comment!
  12. So I was a little tiny kid when Jimmy Carter was President. The media spent a lot of time reporting about his train wreck brother too. Have we had any other siblings/kids in the news since old Billy? However, I thought we decided awhile back that the children of presidents were off limits?
  13. Well we know it's not cancel culture, because Republicans are against that.
  14. It's amazing in retrospect how much time he went around giving quotes that essentially boil down to "I've had lots of sex." Every person I ever knew who needed to bring that up constantly was hiding something. With some it was just insecurity about their masculinity. Others it was their sexual orientation. You do you Matt, but maybe work on your issues some and try to be a decent human.
  15. Yeah you have to remember, when given a choice between a garden variety cheater in RC Slocum, a snake oil salesman in Mack Brown, and a rape enabler in Art Briles, Republicans are going to pick the worst human among them. Art Briles wins that one in a landslide. And this is why they aren't going to replace Cruz in the primary. They already have a pretty terrible human right where they want him to be, so they aren't looking to replace him. Were Ted Cruz to wake up tomorrow and apologize for his past behavior and immediately start acting like a stand up guy who is truly looking out for his constituents (lol), then he might have to worry about a challenge from Briles. Til then, he's golden.
  16. If you would use government force to discriminate against a group were you in power, you are a fucking racist. I don't care whether you happen to be in power at the moment or not. Saying "I'd rather date someone the same race as me" is prejudiced. Saying that the government should restrict the rights of others who are not the same race as me is racist, whether or not the government actually is restricting their rights. You don't have to be in power to be racist.
  17. So have we tracked down the person(s) responsible for the absolutely idiotic idea that tracking devices are embedded in the vaccine? I found out today that my up to this point level headed sister, who was no fan of Republicans as recently as 6 months ago, has decided not to vaccinate because of the tracking devices being embedded in them. I feel like someone needs their ass beat, I just need to know whose ass I need to go after. I also feel like a failure because the one ally in my family has bought into at least some of this buillshit because of facebook propoganda. I'm trying really hard not to be completely demoralized, but I have to figure out how I'm going to get her to see reason when I talk to her about this.
  18. I wasn't aware that it was impossible to be racist if you aren't white. Actually, I was aware that the word impossible in that sentence is not a thing. Guess I'm not dumb enough to be in her target audience so I'll move on. Also, for whoever was surprised about the homo roundup proposed over on Texags. I don't know if they are still around, but the whole reason I originally came out back in the Hornfans days was because some morons were busy banging that drum. Just like the racists, they didn't go away, but they did get marginalized. I fully expect that if the fascists end up winning, it won't be long before they are looking to round us up.
  19. But that one may ask you to go scissor his wife while he sits in the corner.
  20. Allsup's chimichangas are both delicious and also a great way to clean out the pipes. Or at least they were when I was 18 and drunk.
  21. Fucking Congressman that can't be assed to have a passport, what the fuck, man?
  22. That reporter's response was basically "nuh uh!" I'm really starting to like this woman.
  23. That link leads me to an excerpt from a book I want to read and to send to all my Republican family.
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