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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. Gundy is only a couple of years and a glitter shirt away from being Conway Twitty.
  2. I doubt her dick is big enough for it to be worth my while. And apparently they were only taking a Tik Tok break, and they just started up again. This is 2 men and 2 women participating in this argument. Holy shit, now I'm invested. Ooop, one of the guys just called her a spoiled little bitch and sounds like he stormed out of the room.
  3. I ended up having to turn this off for a minute. I'm sitting in my hotel room here in LA and hear a commotion. These 4 youngish sounding people are having a large argument in the room next door because one of the females is big mad that she isn't going to get to sleep on her side of the bed. "I've never slept on that side of the bed in my life!" is a direct quote. Everyone piles on and calls her crazy or telling her its not a big deal, but no one is willing to let her have her side of the bed. Tears happen, and they finally told her to go brush her hair and go to bed. That, my friends was more exciting than this football game.
  4. I think I will die of alcohol poisoning tonight if I drink every time that one announcer says "and so and so is lassoed down." He's said it like 10 times already.
  5. WTF, Elko is at the game but not coaching on the sidelines? I do not understand aggy at all. Everything about them is stupid.
  6. Aggy busy digging for gold in the stands coming back from that break.
  7. Well of course they dismiss it. If they didn't, they'd have to examine why they remain Republicans when they don't want to see bad things happen to a subset of the population because of their immutable traits. And most people are allergic to re-examining their beliefs once they have them, even if very little to no examination went into adopting those beliefs before they adopted them. They've picked their team already, they don't want to go changing midstream. Kind of like why I don't watch the NFL anymore. That fuck Bud Adams destroyed my team, and I just never could gather the courage to pick a new team. I still felt like it would be a betrayal against my old team, even though they were dead to me.
  8. Yep, anyone who believes that shit fits into one of two categories: #1 - They never knew any people who let them know they were on the LGBT specturm, and therefore their only experience is "My friend Karen's boy moved off to the city and became a homosexual," therefore it was the the city that did it, it wasn't that Karen's boy was just gay, or #2 - They themselves are fucking L, G, B, or T, and they think they would never have chosen it willingly, so it 100% must be that they were brainwashed by grooming, all the while ignoring that 1000's of people saw the same messaging and turned out straight. These are people who will never ever ever take responsibility for their feelings or actions, they will always blame some other for all the ills in their world. Always.
  9. Cougar High. In Houston, when a 7-11 gets robbed you never know if it was a Cougar High grad doing the robbing or manning the cash register.
  10. Wow this is pretty cool. Meanwhile go look at the aggy index and we are their top rival at 65. Meanwhile TX/OU rivalry is in the 140's. They don't generate enough of a pulse to have a combined rivalry score on both sides equal to how either the Horns or the land thieves see the TX/OU rivalry. Those people are idiots.
  11. If OU and Texas went to different conferences, I can guarantee you we would've gone right back to making them a permanent non-conference game just like they were for all of our lives before the Big 12 started. To do anything besides that would've been a death knell to University of Texas athletics because if I don't have a chance to watch the Horns beat those cheating bastards every year, why the hell am I even watching?
  12. Yeah, those of you that missed out on piggy, get ready. They actually are all the bad things we say about the Okies. Toothless hillbilly sister fuckers well known for their vandalism. Pro tip, should you ever decide to go to Fayetnam for a pig/Texas game, rent a car without Texas plates unless you want to see your car fucked up. Those people are stupid, mean and ornery. I'd be perfectly happy never playing those fucks at aggy ever again, mainly because it's a constant no win situation. They win and they won't shut the fuck up. They lose and they won't shut the fuck up. My final thought here. THere's a reason that Tell me about threads are the best when pointed at aggy, because those people are so much fun to point and laugh at. There's no other school on earth more equipped to provide us a circus, not even FSU. That's the one thing aggy is good for. All that being said, FUCK OU. I hope they get in a tough game and loose their tooth.
  13. Next time I go to Houston I'm tracking down that motherfuckers grave. I can't punch him in the face, but I can sure as hell piss on his headstone. Nope, I was in band in junior high. My band director gives us the Aggy War Hymn and has us marching around like Aggy. I protested and he's like, "This is the only Texas college that has simple enough music and marching that junior high kids just learning to play can do it." Looking at it objectively, they are lying when they say it's hard. Now, from their point of view, maybe they are dumb enough that it is hard for them, but it ain't hard.
  14. My office is in Seattle. I just so happen to have to be there all week this week. I’m wearing one of my longhorn caps on the flight as we speak.
  15. Those same people are also saying you can’t leave a 1 loss Georgia team out because of shit that happened last god damned season. Ok. So in Texas’ case, September doesn’t matter, but in Georgia’s case September of last season still matters? Why? Fuck off with that nonsense.
  16. My fandom of beaver is highly conditional to very specific situations. Do I need some help stopping a river from flooding? Hell yeah I love me some beavers. Do I need to remove some doubt for the CFP committee? Fuck yeah go beavs! Otherwise, nah.
  17. Feel really really good about my 55-18 prediction. Undershot a little on us, overshot on them. I can live with that. FUCK OFF TECH*. * - Except I do like their band, and sometimes I like slorch.
  18. I’m not reading this whole thread but I saw Don Williams name and had to chime in. #1, fuck that guy for using the same name as country music singer and national treasure Don Williams. #2, every time I read one of his columns I want to ask him why he feels the need to be such a bitchass every single time C - I remember reading his columns when I was in high school in the 80’s. Can’t believe that fucker is even still alive. Finally. Fuck Tech and fuck all of west Texas while we are at it. Texas wins 55-18.
  19. Don’t you put that evil on us!
  20. Earl doesn't need to go around, as evidenced here against the Rams.
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