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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. That do your own research line is classic qanon. If there was any doubt he’d fallen victim to that nonsense before, it can safely be put to bed now.
  2. Yes he is. And while that appears to be a principled stance, he’s still an elected Republican which means by law he has to still take his dunderheadedness out in public to show it off. He’s just chosen a different wrinkle of nincompoopiness than most of his colleagues. He’s showing off his approximation of a thinking man with this dim witted moronity.
  3. Seems like the proud boys of Texas love cock. Guess that would explain the broadway origin story for their name. problem is, we don’t want them and aren’t going to claim them so y’all gotta keep them outfitted with dildos and buttplugs.
  4. She is awesome. I’m not saying I’d go straight for her but she’s pretty fucking great.
  5. No Walmart never invested in pharmacy or grocery or banking in my home town, it was more like a giant dollar store. It was next door to the United which was all things considered a pretty good grocery store except that there was no alcohol in it. Had to drive to Lubbock for that too, or the bootlegger. And yes, the other depressing part was I grew up there which is why I GTFO as soon as I graduated high school. I just checked, I guess I was, it's actually 39.1 miles. Also, yeah that's the other thing I forgot about. Walmart also raised their prices as soon as they put everyone else out of business. So the price breaks people were so looking forward to were short lived, then disappeared altogether when they closed down. It's been years now and the shell is still there and still empty. So let's add small town blight to the list.
  6. Well in order for them to have a conscience they'd have to be considered people. Oh wait.
  7. You just described why I will not shop at Walmart. Walmart came to my hometown when I was in high school. Within a year, the entire downtown district was boarded up except a jewelry store and a mexican restaurant. The hardware store, the clothing stores, the office supply store, all out of business. Walmart picked up their money and deposited it in the local bank every day and it would sit there for 15-30 minutes before it got auto-wired out to Bentonville, so even the local bank didn't get an opportunity to earn anything off that money. Oh, and eventually the Walmart decided that decimating the local business of the town was a-ok, but they weren't making enough money on that store anymore so they shut down operations. Now my hometown has no Walmart and no mom and pop stores either. On the bright side, it's only a 40 minute drive to Lubbock to actually do some shopping.
  8. This guy is fucking damaged. #1, Vanilla Ice was never awesome. #2, notice how he's making sure you know it's his birthday just in case you didn't so you can make sure to also give him a birthday shoutout. You know, you, a person he doesn't know, but he still needs your attention and your shoutouts. Because he's damaged. Between this and Lin Wood and Herschel tweets in other threads and seeing all the homeless camps around Austin when I left the house yetserday, I think we really need to get serious about solving our mental health crisis in this country.
  9. Between Lin Wood and Herschel Walker, it feels like we're spending a lot of time on this page looking at the twitter feeds of people with brain injuries. I can't decide if we should make fun of them or not.
  10. I have to say if I was gullible enough to believe that dominion bullshit above I’m pretty sure I’d have already jumped.
  11. When I first got my MBA, I was working for a manager who did not have one. He would always introduce me to customers as having an MBA and himself as have an MBA in hard knocks. Guy should've been selling used cars. Really hated that guy. When I quit working for him, I changed his name to shitass on my phone so if he ever called me a again I'd get a good laugh and hit decline.
  12. That's not a bug, it's a feature.
  13. Yeah faced down and took out the mafia, now spends his time face down ass up for Trump. Crazy town.
  14. I was intrigued when I thought he had a picture of a dick tattooed somewhere on his body. I was like, "Tell me more!" Then I read more and realized he was saying he had a tattoo on his dick. Now I'm like, "No, no thank you."
  15. Well to be fair, he's not lying about that. He hasn't stood for the anthem in years!
  16. Nice Canada gloves, patriot!
  17. You know, there was a time I was super uptight about other people seeing me in the shower. That was back when I was in the closet and I was afraid of what kinds of feelings it might arouse in me to know that other guys were looking at me as a sexual object. This is feeling a lot like my fears back then, just on a larger scale. His imagination is a lot more vivid than mine. I was just worried I'd accidentally get excited about the wrong sex at the wrong time, his scenario includes a whole Alaska/Canada backstory. But let's be honest. Trump supporters by and large don't have the bodies that would lead to anyone wanting to see them unclothed, male or female.
  18. I first read that as Scranton, and was wondering if you thought Dunder Mifflin was a real thing. RIP sua sponte.
  19. Grooveline Horns are the shit and you should feel ashamed if you haven't caught them in a show.
  20. I watched a documentary about this the other day so I know. Pepe the Frog was some dorky art guy's cartoon and Pepe was a cute little laid back stoner/surfer type frog. 4chan began using it in memes and then as a goof started trying to get Trump elected. In the way that they do, the 4chan uber nerds kept upping the ante to get shock value so pepe became more and more nazi like and less and less sufter/stoner like over time in their memes. This drew in the actual white nationalists who adopted Pepe as an actual white nationalist symbol. While all this was going on, one of several of the memes being produced over there included REEEE as the word being yelled by cartoons that are being portrayed as screaming. Then later someone found Youtube videos of actual frogs being picked up and screaming and it sounding a lot like REEEEE and so now REEEE has become a pepe the frog/white nationalist thing. This documentary was on PBS like a month ago, it was pretty good, though I can't remember the name.
  21. I'd argue any man that would dress in either one of those outfits has to be pretty fucking strong because they are going to catch shit from all over. For example, see Candace Owens using nicer words to call him a fag for putting on a dress. 1,2,2,x,x
  22. LOL Would love to hear those taunts. Was it higher brow or was it more like "tell my how my ass taste".
  23. This was a fantastic thread, that linked to another great thread, that linked to a great article. https://thebaffler.com/salvos/the-long-con I've been concerned about this for a good long while, and I think this is the first time I've started to see that there might be a path to overcome, as he puts it, the "multi-billion-dollar parallel reality machine." I'm intrigued.
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