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    Him dying of this would be justice, I just hope if it happens it happens after the election. I want him to know he lost.
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    about 3fiddy.
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    Dude, Twitter is going to ban Trump as soon as he's not president. He's going to have to find another platform.
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    If he’s not in the hospital a week from now he never had it.
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    Oh yes. What's really great fun for me is how much time I spend explaining the craziness that is our state run election codes to my immigrant husband who grew up in a country that had very well run elections and encouraged people to vote. Of course, half the people voting were getting paid off to pick a particular candidate, but the elections were well run and they did not suppress the vote there. On the other hand, if I'm a Republican I'm probably working to suppress the vote too. I know my ideas are too reprehensible to get me elected in a fair fight, so I'm going to rig the fight. It's either that or come up with less reprehensible ideas. But these are reprehensible people, they aren't going to consider that option. No, it's better to rig the election instead.
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    8 hour drive from Austin to New Orleans, an hour of that is just crossing Houston from west to east. That's not very big at all, maybe they really only need a drop box that's only available 4 hours a day. That should be able to handle the volume. Jesus Christ.
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    Maybe jacob will show his asshole on Onlyfans to help pay the legal fees.
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    Trump's getting banned from twitter within 2 weeks of not being President. In fact, if 2 weeks is the yardstick I'd take the under.
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    Elvis bringing the lulz tonight! Good show!
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    Oh really? Has he not been paying attention the last 4 years? Because Trump behaved exactly like I expected him to behave. It's the same way he always behaves. Why would some rules make any difference?
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    Actually, he’s a combination of lube and shit that could leak out in the aftermath of anal sex, so he’s got that going for him, which is nice.
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    Jesus. I need to think hard about who that next pick is. I can't think of a single person in the political class that I'd even want to add even from a looks perspective when I'm surveying the R side. Maybe Bruce Willis 30 years ago, but even that would've been a meh. I guess all the hot Republican voters keep their opinions to themselves. Oh Scott Baio 30 years ago. Yum. There, calling my shot. That guy's a drama queen, but I think his kink is watching his wife suck other guys' dicks and so forth. I don't think he's actually out sucking other guys' dicks. Nope
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    Yeah I read that as this guy is into it, then one day he figures out he can make a payday from not being into it anymore. I believe the things he claims happen happened, I just don't believe his participation was as coerced as he now claims it was. Also believe if that Fox New intern came forward, he'd corroborate that there wasn't any wooziness at all going on in that threesome.
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    While I would definitely fuck the shit out of that dickhead Jacob Wohl, you'd have to make a pretty fucking big offer to get me to even consider fucking this moron. Ugh, he's vile.
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    He's just providing the talking points, and wants to make sure you are covered in your owning the libs regardless of which way the debate goes. Biden beat the shit out of Trump? Obviously he memorized the answers. Trump beat the shit out of Biden? Obviously he doesn't have the mental acuity to be President. They win either way. And the people who will repeat these talking points will not see them as contradictory.
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    No. Fuck No. No Thank You. We are not interested, Eric.
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    Wait, Fox actually argues that Carlson can't be trusted to tell the truth and that any reasonable person should know that? Does that mean my entire family is full of unreasonable people since they seem to believe every line of bullshit this guy spews?
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    No thank you.
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    I remember the episode where she announced she was leaving us all behind in Austin to go do her own show in the big time of LA, on their public access channels. I was like, wtf aren't you doing this for free? I loved her show. Also got a kick out of that commune out by bastrop.
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    Put it on onlyfans and you can make some bank.
  22. NameAlreadyInUse
    so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance
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    Today was a pretty good day. Wrapped up a major project that has been on my plate for awhile, made a nice steak frites dinner for me and my hubby, enjoyed a couple drinks. Was doing the washing up and fucking Apple News had to send me a push notification to let me know this had happened. I've had several more drinks now, but no longer in celebration. This year fucking sucks.
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    I'm ready to #FAFO, what do I have to do to get this information released?
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    Just referenced that list this morning to make my next round of donations.

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