I got a good one yesterday (side note, I get spam texts to someone named Norma on the regular). I've never even known a Norma personally I don't think.
Message: Greetings, Norma!! This is James w/ TX GOP. I'm voting Republican in Nov Help Keep Texas Red. We sent U an absentee ballot application. 2 optout txt STOP.
First off, that's a shitty message. No good reason to vote Rep except "Keep Texas Red." Random capitalization, text shorthand never appropriate for professional work, and then missing spaces. Just shitty.
My response covered none of that, however:
Response: Wait a minute, I thought our President Mr. Trump said that voting by mail was bad?
Still waiting for a response....
We have had a skunk problem in our neighborhood, and I have discovered that they do have high powered water cannons that will spray on motion. They are meant for skunks, but would probably work on assholes too.