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2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES: Joe Biden vs Donald Trump
Elvis bringing the lulz tonight! Good show!
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2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES: Joe Biden vs Donald Trump
Oh really? Has he not been paying attention the last 4 years? Because Trump behaved exactly like I expected him to behave. It's the same way he always behaves. Why would some rules make any difference?
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2020 PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES: Joe Biden vs Donald Trump
Actually, he’s a combination of lube and shit that could leak out in the aftermath of anal sex, so he’s got that going for him, which is nice.
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Donald Trump 2020
Jesus. I need to think hard about who that next pick is. I can't think of a single person in the political class that I'd even want to add even from a looks perspective when I'm surveying the R side. Maybe Bruce Willis 30 years ago, but even that would've been a meh. I guess all the hot Republican voters keep their opinions to themselves. Oh Scott Baio 30 years ago. Yum. There, calling my shot. That guy's a drama queen, but I think his kink is watching his wife suck other guys' dicks and so forth. I don't think he's actually out sucking other guys' dicks. Nope
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How Fox News works
Yeah I read that as this guy is into it, then one day he figures out he can make a payday from not being into it anymore. I believe the things he claims happen happened, I just don't believe his participation was as coerced as he now claims it was. Also believe if that Fox New intern came forward, he'd corroborate that there wasn't any wooziness at all going on in that threesome.
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Donald Trump 2020
- Donald Trump 2020
While I would definitely fuck the shit out of that dickhead Jacob Wohl, you'd have to make a pretty fucking big offer to get me to even consider fucking this moron. Ugh, he's vile.- How Fox News works
He's just providing the talking points, and wants to make sure you are covered in your owning the libs regardless of which way the debate goes. Biden beat the shit out of Trump? Obviously he memorized the answers. Trump beat the shit out of Biden? Obviously he doesn't have the mental acuity to be President. They win either way. And the people who will repeat these talking points will not see them as contradictory.- Donald Trump 2020
No. Fuck No. No Thank You. We are not interested, Eric.- How Fox News works
Wait, Fox actually argues that Carlson can't be trusted to tell the truth and that any reasonable person should know that? Does that mean my entire family is full of unreasonable people since they seem to believe every line of bullshit this guy spews?- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
No thank you.- Rand Paul was always a Piece of Shit
I remember the episode where she announced she was leaving us all behind in Austin to go do her own show in the big time of LA, on their public access channels. I was like, wtf aren't you doing this for free? I loved her show. Also got a kick out of that commune out by bastrop.- 2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Put it on onlyfans and you can make some bank.- What are you people like in real life?
so just let me introduce myself My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee. And all the rappers in the top ten-please allow me to bump thee. I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me. I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky, I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy. I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack but sometimes I get ridiculous I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom I'm crazy. Allow me to amaze thee. They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me. I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants and I even got my own dance- Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead
Today was a pretty good day. Wrapped up a major project that has been on my plate for awhile, made a nice steak frites dinner for me and my hubby, enjoyed a couple drinks. Was doing the washing up and fucking Apple News had to send me a push notification to let me know this had happened. I've had several more drinks now, but no longer in celebration. This year fucking sucks.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
I'm ready to #FAFO, what do I have to do to get this information released?- Surly Lib PAC
Just referenced that list this morning to make my next round of donations.- 2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
Great news, then, based on signs he should get 20% more than Clinton!- 2020 Presidential Election -- Biden v Trump: Sleepy Joe vs Dopey Don [Results begin on page 409]
I got a good one yesterday (side note, I get spam texts to someone named Norma on the regular). I've never even known a Norma personally I don't think. Message: Greetings, Norma!! This is James w/ TX GOP. I'm voting Republican in Nov Help Keep Texas Red. We sent U an absentee ballot application. 2 optout txt STOP. First off, that's a shitty message. No good reason to vote Rep except "Keep Texas Red." Random capitalization, text shorthand never appropriate for professional work, and then missing spaces. Just shitty. My response covered none of that, however: Response: Wait a minute, I thought our President Mr. Trump said that voting by mail was bad? Still waiting for a response.... We have had a skunk problem in our neighborhood, and I have discovered that they do have high powered water cannons that will spray on motion. They are meant for skunks, but would probably work on assholes too.- I'm thinking that this Jacob Wohl dickhead deserves his own thread
Yeah I'm always left hoping for either an arrest or actual dickhead shots.- Donald Trump 2020
That's not real, right?- Texas 2020 general election
I wish people would quit saying this. What you should be saying is "drag whoever else you can along with you as long as you've vetted them and are sure they won't be voting Republican."- Sarah Huckabee Sanders is terrible at this job
She's trying to prove that some man, somewhere, thinks she's hot. I also find it hilarious every time she pretends she's a devout Christian.- Trump shits all over the troops again
So if Trump tells me he didn't say it, and Huckabee Sanders tells me he didn't say it, I know for got damned sure he said it, because neither one of those people are capable of telling the truth. Also, while I'm at it sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiitttttttttt. That's as close as I'm going to get to a reply to that disingenuous moron.- Trump shits all over the troops again
subscribed. - Donald Trump 2020
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