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NameAlreadyInUse

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  1. If I were Trump, I'd decide what I want to claim I weigh, then when I talk about it the next time I'm in front of cameras, I'd hold up the weights that I had strategically hidden in my suit to make me appear heavier, to own the libs. All he'd had to do is work out the math and hold weights that approximate the difference between the two then he gets another own the libs moment for his idiots. It wouldn't actually own the libs, but his idiots would think it did.
  2. So what’s your problem with that argument? The fact that it’s true obviously isn’t your problem because it is true. What is it?
  3. I mean, the only shirt that would've been more fitting from a professional sports team might be a Cowboys shirt. Or A&M if we were going college. Otherwise, the Cardinals shirt is pretty much exactly what I would've expected that guy would've been wearing.
  4. Heritage has been really great for decades at fighting against the acknowledgement of rights of the gays and other minority groups. If you are looking for a retrograde opinion, they are a good place to start.
  5. That's funny because I just came across a paper I wrote in junior high about shoes fucking and having kids, so apparently 12-13 year old me had already thought about the concept of different types of shoes having sex somewhere. Paper got an A- so I figured out how to tone it down enough that a small town prude english teacher lady wouldn't give me shit for it. I'm chalking that up as a win.
  6. I like that sticker better than the let's go brandon nonsense. At lease these people have the courage of their convictions enough not to use code words.
  7. Oh, so the new Tom's basically? I'd never heard of them before and would not wear such footwear if had heard of them. Don't like the paperclip/OU logo whatever that is either. No thank you.
  8. As I recall, they were planning for the attack to happen, for the Secret Service to bustle Pence away and not let him come back, and for Grassley to preside in Pence's absence. Pence refusing to get in the car was the only thing that stood in the way of that plan actually working. I'm sure a lot of Republicans had 2 speeches prepared. One for if Pence hung around and another completely opposite one for if Pence wasn't in the building.
  9. Has he already devolved into doing reaction videos on YouTube?
  10. This is the incorrect answer. As someone who grew up in Allsup's country, I'm telling you now that it's the chimichanga all day every day.
  11. Yep yep, that's why we got married in Maine. I'm not sitting around waiting for Texas to retroactively kill my marriage license. Fuck them.
  12. That has to be a photoshop, no way that guy's dick is that big.
  13. Umm, what? I was a Republican at one time. I think more than a few of us old timers on these boards have seen the Republican party leave us. Our positions haven't changed all that much over the years. But the Republican positions sure have.
  14. This seems as plausible as anything else.
  15. So ole George is wishcasting that Trump and Desantis being so crazy is bad news for Biden, because it means a saner Republican is going to come along and make things interesting? Was that the thrust of the article? Have the worms already started in on his brain, because he's living in a different type of reality.
  16. If I remember correctly, that's the number of times the tweet with the video got served to a Twitter user. That isn't counting the number of people who actually hit play, which will be some number lower than the number of people who saw the tweet. And it's most assuredly not counting the number of people who watched the video all the way through, which will be even lower than the number of people that hit play. He's basically in the irrelevant section at this point.
  17. Well I guarantee you that woman that McCain had to have a talking to went right on believing in whatever nonsense she was spouting as well, and happily voted for Trump 2x, assuming she survived COVID. These politicians standing up and telling people that the sky is blue has no effect on the people claiming the sky is yellow. Never has, never will.
  18. And even if we were to agree that they weren't, that wasn't even Mississippi's flag until 10-15 years after the civil war was already over. The one she's talking about wasn't even in place until 1894. This was their flag during the civil war:
  19. The more I learn about this guy, the happier I am that I never bought a Tesla. Sorry to all of you that fell for his bullshit before he let his true colors fly.
  20. I used to work tech support back in the day. The two states I hated talking to the most were New York and Florida. New York because they thought they knew everything. Florida because they didn't act like they knew anything and were proud of it. Both states were full of insufferable people who were incapable of following directions. My views on New York have softened with more life experience. I realize now that New Yorkers just have a bluster about them but are cool when you get past it. Floridians, on the other hand, have only confirmed what I thought of them then. Know nothings who find it impossible to do the right thing. Where's Bugs?
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