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feces hurling monkey

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  1. I still think of him as Lazlo Hollyfeld
  2. Gotta go to Greeks now for the best steak in town. Fortunately someone bought the sign and it has been saved.
  3. Nice win today, you guys did it and USC lost in spectacular fashion. Welcome to the Big 10.
  4. What kind of a retarding fucking call was that???
  5. No shit that was weird. Team didn't even try to give him a Gatorade bath either.
  6. She's our lesbian and you can't have her.
  7. Because the new interim AD made the call, finally.
  8. I don't get why the head coach resigned. It's not like he pulled the trigger.
  9. I feel like Ferentz will finally quit when he wins a game 3-2. He'll be like Daniel Day Lewis at the end of 'There Will Be Blood', "I'm finished".
  10. One team is 6-1 and the other is 4-3. Just win baby.
  11. He is the Pillsbury Throwboy part 2.
  12. Much to the chagrin of my wife, can't stop won't stop.
  13. It isn't that bad. They get you in the room, give you some happy juice and it's all over with before you know it. The worst part was getting my groin shaved beforehand with an electric razor because I'm so ungodly ticklish in my nether regions. It's absolutely worth not having to deal with the episodes of SVT that I was dealing with. You'll be happy with getting it done.
  14. Do you have to pay extra for the diddling?
  15. Yikes. If this is the stuff that made it to the press it makes you wonder what else he was up to. Oh to be a fly on that surgery center's walls...
  16. I’m shocked that a Karl Dorrell coached team is ending up with a loss.
  17. I feel for Illinois getting fucked on that no TD call in the first half, even though Bielema is a FFR.
  18. Umm, I enjoy a good buttfucking?
  19. You guys are getting buttfucked on national tv. By Kansas. lulz
  20. FIFY
  21. That was incredible. Dude is an absolute beast.
  22. 36 I believe. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  23. Dumb question but how do you guys keep your pools from getting too hot in summer? Signed, guy from Minnesota who is moving to Texas soon and knows nothing about pools. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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