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hookemATL

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  1. Have you listened to a millisecond of his music? I’d personally advocate for an army of Manchurian Candidate Cletuses that could be triggered with the first shitty twang he strums at a show. Then they tear him to shreds on stage, doing the music world a massive favor.
  2. Who is the designated Surly P.I. for cases like this? Id like to know current whereabouts, known associates, and what type of POS we are tracking here.
  3. Ive seen enough pathetic drunk posters here on Surly to know it when I see it. That dude is on the sauce, on the reg. Also, its definitely both.
  4. I’m happy he won offensive MVP. It will be his inspiration for a great face tattoo, and more critically serve as a reminder once the CTE makes his memories a slurry of colors and pain.
  5. hookemATL

    Bert!

    You know, as the OP of this thread, it’s not missed on me that he went to shit essentially right after I posted.
  6. He looks like domestic violence distilled into human form. Bye bitch.
  7. Lololol every time. Fucking children. Get a grip.
  8. Put him in a basement office in Belmont, lock the door, and let the asbestos go to work. He can even cash in eventually when the cancer hits by jumping in on one of those mesothelioma lawsuits. If Mack Brown loves Texas Football, he can stuff his nose in Sally’s old cunt until he is dead, and leave the program to those that deserve to be actively involved in its development.
  9. Brie spent all Xmas and Xmas Eve playing with dogs at the farm and the in-laws. There’s a special level of wet dog smell and she’s reached it for sure. A luxuriating bath and spa session is in the cards.
  10. That’s illegal. Bet the guy is on the lamb now.
  11. This is every game. Comes with the horns🤘 literally everyone else in the cfb world can get fucked and die.
  12. Craig Heyward’s reanimated corpse. It’s the only way.
  13. Can you make that point one more time? In case the mental defectives among us need to read it 20 more times to get your point across.
  14. We should put up a billboard near campus or hire a skywriter so the defense knows for sure.
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