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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. Lolz doubled teamed him and he still got the sack
  2. LOLLLL WTF was that.
  3. Hope you have a massive coronary, you surely obese cuntpube.
  4. The football board?
  5. Why was Chris Jones crying?
  6. Cold temps reduce blood flow to the extremities, so these Diabetic Dougs are going to have some fun times if they are stuck in SRO seating out in the elements. I wish them nothing but pain and suffering.
  7. Wow had no idea that @PRONG HORN was a pedophile. Seems problematic to have such a prodigious cunt of a poster to ALSO identify as a diddler. maybe @PRONG HORN can work up a song to show people he is not a diddler…
  8. You are a racist. How hard was it not to call her a pineapple picker?
  9. This scrappy bunch of low profile go getters are going to overachieve next season! Lfg!
  10. Yep. It’s ok. Some posters need help putting the round peg in the round hole. Dont worry, keep trying and you’ll get it buddy! @HtownHorn
  11. “We need a big strong white!!! He has power!! That special white power, ya know?!” im not really kidding.
  12. how dare all of you! This is man's man! HE. DRINKS. BEER! granted is syphoned out of his buddy's anal cavity, but he drinks it!
  13. I often see the mentally handicapped flying first class. Its a comfort to have more space, and closer access to the potty as well as unlimited snacks.
  14. they do. I meant mostly just bits of flesh and dried blood. all the good bits were gone. little more than buzzard pickings left.
  15. It is fucking crazy. My old man, on several occasions, would wake up in dead of night just to go check main fence line and find one stuck. Some type of weird farmer spidey sense. Our big boy Great Pyrenees kept the incursions to a minimum, but coyotes are wily (or at least thats what the cartoons told me).
  16. Goats are great. Low maintenance. Eat almost everything (except bull nettle and tin cans). Our herd cleared 15 acres of raw land scrub/yaupon/etc., allowing for much easier work to get dry fuel cut and piled/mulched. Occasionally, one would get their horns stuck in the fence overnight and coyotes would get a free buffet. Wandering up to a find a head sticking through a fence attached to a spinal column covered in viscera was metal af.
  17. Is the tent secured via ballast or bolted down to asphalt? AND Is the tent secured using the guidelines laid out by the International Fabrics Association International (IFAI)?
  18. Say the whole word, you chickenshit.
  19. Gluten free people ARE people!!! jk they can eat my gluteny poo
  20. Obviously DM South Austin's mom.
  21. Litigate your negs in DMs. This thread doesn't need the fuckery.
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