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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. how dare all of you! This is man's man! HE. DRINKS. BEER! granted is syphoned out of his buddy's anal cavity, but he drinks it!
  2. I often see the mentally handicapped flying first class. Its a comfort to have more space, and closer access to the potty as well as unlimited snacks.
  3. they do. I meant mostly just bits of flesh and dried blood. all the good bits were gone. little more than buzzard pickings left.
  4. It is fucking crazy. My old man, on several occasions, would wake up in dead of night just to go check main fence line and find one stuck. Some type of weird farmer spidey sense. Our big boy Great Pyrenees kept the incursions to a minimum, but coyotes are wily (or at least thats what the cartoons told me).
  5. Goats are great. Low maintenance. Eat almost everything (except bull nettle and tin cans). Our herd cleared 15 acres of raw land scrub/yaupon/etc., allowing for much easier work to get dry fuel cut and piled/mulched. Occasionally, one would get their horns stuck in the fence overnight and coyotes would get a free buffet. Wandering up to a find a head sticking through a fence attached to a spinal column covered in viscera was metal af.
  6. Is the tent secured via ballast or bolted down to asphalt? AND Is the tent secured using the guidelines laid out by the International Fabrics Association International (IFAI)?
  7. Say the whole word, you chickenshit.
  8. Gluten free people ARE people!!! jk they can eat my gluteny poo
  9. Obviously DM South Austin's mom.
  10. Litigate your negs in DMs. This thread doesn't need the fuckery.
  11. New position - Center Under Nose Tackle you know, a CUNT
  12. No! Jack Parsons is rolling over in his grave. and I won’t accept the rose bowl is imperiled. Nope. Not happening.
  13. https://tailgate.surlyhorns.com/e/4
  14. Love you brother. Best thing I’ll read all day ❤️
  15. What a fat asshole. Fuck you Mack.
  16. Stay safe @Sbbruin❤️ My family and I had our own traumatic experience with the Bastrop County Complex Fire. Total horror and dread. Wouldn’t wish it on Barry Switzer (ok that’s too far, he can diaf).
  17. Is this before or after you’ve facefucked the dismembered head in your fridge? This is psychotic behavior.
  18. Just shoot back next time. This is America, you’ll be fine.
  19. i am ashamed. feel cry. how could I miss him?
  20. The hero we need and deserve.
  21. What arms would best represent our strength? Short list: Peak Stallone (sly, not frank) Predator Carl Weathers Mr. T anytime others?
  22. Goddamn I love love love GPs. Makes me miss my Scooter❤️🐾
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