Everything posted by hookemATL
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
how dare all of you! This is man's man! HE. DRINKS. BEER! granted is syphoned out of his buddy's anal cavity, but he drinks it!
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I often see the mentally handicapped flying first class. Its a comfort to have more space, and closer access to the potty as well as unlimited snacks.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
they do. I meant mostly just bits of flesh and dried blood. all the good bits were gone. little more than buzzard pickings left.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
It is fucking crazy. My old man, on several occasions, would wake up in dead of night just to go check main fence line and find one stuck. Some type of weird farmer spidey sense. Our big boy Great Pyrenees kept the incursions to a minimum, but coyotes are wily (or at least thats what the cartoons told me).
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Goats are great. Low maintenance. Eat almost everything (except bull nettle and tin cans). Our herd cleared 15 acres of raw land scrub/yaupon/etc., allowing for much easier work to get dry fuel cut and piled/mulched. Occasionally, one would get their horns stuck in the fence overnight and coyotes would get a free buffet. Wandering up to a find a head sticking through a fence attached to a spinal column covered in viscera was metal af.
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2025 CFP Semifinals Cotton Bowl Tailgate
Is the tent secured via ballast or bolted down to asphalt? AND Is the tent secured using the guidelines laid out by the International Fabrics Association International (IFAI)?
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Say the whole word, you chickenshit.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Gluten free people ARE people!!! jk they can eat my gluteny poo
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Obviously DM South Austin's mom.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Litigate your negs in DMs. This thread doesn't need the fuckery.
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
New position - Center Under Nose Tackle you know, a CUNT
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
No! Jack Parsons is rolling over in his grave. and I won’t accept the rose bowl is imperiled. Nope. Not happening.
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the cotton bowl weather/travel thread
https://tailgate.surlyhorns.com/e/4
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
Love you brother. Best thing I’ll read all day ❤️
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Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
What a fat asshole. Fuck you Mack.
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Southern CA Fires- Extreme Santa Ana Winds
For @Sbbruin🤘
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Stunning doggo. 14/10.
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Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
Stay safe @Sbbruin❤️ My family and I had our own traumatic experience with the Bastrop County Complex Fire. Total horror and dread. Wouldn’t wish it on Barry Switzer (ok that’s too far, he can diaf).
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Winter Weather 2025 - Arctic Blasts or Sweaty Ass?
- What do you order at Whataburger?
Is this before or after you’ve facefucked the dismembered head in your fridge? This is psychotic behavior.- Lawyer help
Just shoot back next time. This is America, you’ll be fine.- America's Foreign Policy & Other Shit Going On Around the World thread
i am ashamed. feel cry. how could I miss him?- the cotton bowl weather/travel thread
The hero we need and deserve.- America's Foreign Policy & Other Shit Going On Around the World thread
What arms would best represent our strength? Short list: Peak Stallone (sly, not frank) Predator Carl Weathers Mr. T anytime others?- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
- What do you order at Whataburger?
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