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hookemATL

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  1. I’m not allowed to attend as a part of my probation (associating with reprobates, felons, fish fuckers) but I will take photos from afar and make Joan Rivers style fashion judgments.
  2. This looks like the cover photo of a coffee table book about semi trucks. Nice one🤘
  3. valid. this will be hand washed and treated as a Tier-1 cap among my collection, granting it special upkeep status to maintain shape/color/fit. It shall remain that way until it crosses the threshold of fade/disrepair that it becomes a Tier-2 cap and loses regular cleaning privileges. Ultimately, they all become Tier-3 caps, which are worn at the beach / during yardwork / fishing / corpse disposal / other instances of heavy sweat or messy activity.
  4. positive: we give out cookies negative: oatmeal raisin only! positive: women romancing each other negative: these women are sourced from local carnivals and mental wards positive: great NIL opportunities negatives: all NIL $ can be traced back to conflict diamonds and human trafficking
  5. There are plenty of smaller college towns that have personality and/or redeeming qualities that make them fun to visit and check out. Especially with the background of a cfb game going on, it can be a badass experience. BCS has none of that. It’s not a fun place to visit. There is nothing to do, the food is garbage, and there are weirdos everywhere smelling their fingers and squeezing their nuts like cultists. I question your cognitive function if you find college station appealing in any form or fashion.
  6. All I see are gifs of morally bankrupt hussies and memes. Where is the analytical content regarding this prospect? Can’t you people stop posting titties and dick jokes for 5 seconds?!???
  7. Is this guy a Worthy clone? I’d like a version of X on the roster from now on plz.
  8. Does Terry have an announcement set? *If this was answered not long ago in this thread, please insult me personally/deeply for my transgression. *
  9. Blue will burn them at least once for a long score We score on a trick play. CSU qb leaves game in first half something like 42-13 Drive home and eat tacos. Watch aggy look really bad against domers
  10. Replace them all with three hours of Alexandra Daddario reading the collective works of The Bernstein Bears.
  11. God fucking dammit, judge. BALL. SECURITY. Go run the stairs.
  12. Good on ya. 🤘 was finishing up work today (who tf schedules a 4-5pm call on a Friday?), and my youngest was sitting next to me just chillin. Next thing I know, both she and the dog are passed out like this.
  13. “Here’s $5. Try being less black.”
  14. oh fuck and I need to go to HEB later and get bread. Should I wear a bulletproof vest and an anal bum cover? BODIES IN THE TREES BEING RAPED AND SHOT!!
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