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hookemATL

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  1. Blech. You see how her left knee has that weird skin discoloration on it? PASSSSSS
  2. He will punt, place kick, return kicks, catches passes, take handoffs, make julienne fries, clean the fan blades, solve your marriage crisis, and circumcise your Jewish son. guy is elite, is what I’m saying.
  3. Are you not able to control your drinking once you start? Let’s talk about what happened in your childhood to cause this behavior, then we can make you the best you you can be!
  4. Is he “invited” by any particular donors that we know of? If you willingly bring that smegmastain into DKR you need to be outed, shamed, and possibly crucified.
  5. You’re Next was so so choice. So many kills. So much blood. And the badass chick is quite the attractive person.
  6. Possible to take her to the vet for a professional opinion re: if she's been starved/abused/left outside/etc.?
  7. Sweet girl. Good on you!
  8. TEAM DRIP MOTHERFUCKER. GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
  9. B1 flyover on Saturday, confirmed. Believe that was the same aircraft we got for flyover at the Rose Bowl in '06, but that could be the old talking.
  10. I fucking love you. 🤣
  11. Will I be able to wear my seasonal scarves, knee high boots with leggings, and ruffled not-quite-burnt-orange-but-omg-its-too-cute flannel top? AND GET ME A VENTI PSLLLLLLLLL PLEASEEEEEEE
  12. I had a dream we beat the fuck out of OU and all everyone could do was bitch about funnel cakes, coupons, water lines, and DART. then I banged all your moms.
  13. Got to watch both my girls (9yo and 3.5yo) dance at a wedding on Saturday. They were hilarious and amazing and beautiful and it made me cry a bit when they were loving on each other/slow dancing. Kinda made up for the fact that my wife’s cousin scheduled his wedding on Tx-OU at 5pm for a 2:30 ko
  14. He would have loved this🤣❤️
  15. What about folks just having their dogs shit on the sidewalk/trail and not pick it up or even kick it out of the way? Used to see it sometimes and it irked me but now it’s everyday when I walk the dog or take kid to and from school lets be clear - if you do this, you deserve Dachau conditions for a week to get you in line with the social cocksuckin motherfuckin contract.
  16. They were doing that shit all day. The one instance where the Texas o-line took offense to their bullshit hit on ewers after he slid (maybe #50 again?), the cunts tucked tail like the bitches they are. fuck ou
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