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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. Butt babies have malformed faces due the more narrow nature of a butthole. You should show some sensitivity. ESP considering December is Butt Baby Awareness Month
  2. "That's great son, but you are still a massive disappointment to me and your mother. Even as ghosts we have to hide our shame because it took you so long to graduate." just kidding. Congrats and welcome to the best club in the world🤘
  3. Went to the farm to see the folks on Wednesday. My dad took in this cat that wandered up years back and was “just gonna keep him as a barn cat to get mice. He won’t come inside at all” Named him Barn Cat Killmouseski (not sure why dad thinks he’s Polish but whatevs). Anyway, that cat was inside within the fortnight and now is my dad’s shadow. Sleeps in his leg triangle every night. BC has this thing where if you pet him and then stop abruptly, he lets you know his displeasure with a friendly hiss, grab, and nibble until you resume. Sweet boy
  4. As if we needed another reason to hate Shadouche. get fucked loser.
  5. Baby just needed some more developed bootstraps. Cest la vie, petit bebe!
  6. It’s an easy strategy this year. “Wow. So you voted for a pedophile three times? Hilarious! Maybe we should have left the kids at home this turkey day, amirite!?!? Just kidding! but in all seriousness stay the fuck away from my children.”
  7. I remember that (cock)Gobbler from trips to Port A. Hopefully they lost their ranch and/or suffered immensely to shame them into taking it down
  8. Not in Squirrel Dick! You gotta think of places like Possum Clit, SC or Nutria Nipple, LA. Real towns with metropolitan folks!!
  9. Evangelicals win either way as it means dead blacks no matter what
  10. Wish this bitch would get crushed by an anvil. Evil cunt has a daughter and still goes on like that to defend the shitgibbon. fuck all the way off and then keeping fucking off until you stroke out, you plastic piece of shit.
  11. hookemATL replied to Orale's topic in Daily Texan
    KMAGFYHH
  12. Love having a dog that’s so loving toward all my little creatures.
  13. What "system"? The system is dead. United States of Calvinball.
  14. A pedophile and/or pedophile apologist.
  15. No idea why yall are Balkan at the possibility of this being real.
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