Everything posted by hookemATL
-
Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Child abuse, Cajun style!- Shit My Kid Says
This turkey allegedly is disguised as a lion, but in reality I think it has mutant tits with oversized areolas. Wife had to stifle her laugh when my daughter presented the finished product.- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Throwback to my oldest daughter’s first Thanksgiving. Obviously I had to make an ass out of myself, as is tradition.- 2024-25 MLB offseason thread
- Texas DB & LB Talk
Jesus fuck man it’s with every last goddamn data point with you. Would you wake up on Xmas morning and spray liquid shit on all the presents too? Emo Helobious.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Not gonna lie, I got a little teared up when they announced his induction into Texas Sports HoF last Saturday against UK. Was pretty tough to see Dodge and Plonsky (repugnant bitch) standing on the field with no one in Cedric’s place while they got their recognition. Miss that dude. Hookem forever 🤘- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
Guy looks like a standin for a Just For Men beard dye commercial.- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
“Make sure it’s cooked all the way through! We don’t want to serve undercooked poultry, dear.” me:- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
Peaks and valleys ofc, but he deliberately ratfucked UT at the end, which to me tarnishes his legacy in a pretty extreme way. That decade plus of ruin and mediocrity were kickstarted by his incompetence and selfishness. im grateful for the accomplishments, and 05 was sublime (senior year mofos). But it’s like your wife fucking your best friend, you ain’t gonna forgive/forget that shit.- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
- The movie you just watched
Wtf buddy. At no point in this post do you mention that Elle Macpherson is in this film.- Lame joke thread
How do you take a sweater off a sheep? You pull the wool over its eyes.- Tell Me About Texas a&m
2003 just makes me think of CBenz going ham on those worthless fucking chuds. RIP 32- Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Smaller gathering at the farm this year. No drama ever (sorry to disappoint). I will check on my deer setup, drink Bushmills, take my girls for a hike, and generally just relax with people I love. Food will be wonderful, and my mom will set aside a pipe with a fresh bowl to help set the mood. If things get crazy, my pops will bust out his vinyl and I’ll sit on the porch and listen to Townes. my favorite holiday.- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
- Tell Me About Texas a&m
all you ever need to know about Aggy is encapsulated with the events of those days. Do not ever give them the benefit of the doubt when it comes to common decency/grace, because they don't know what that is and are raised to project the opposite. Aggy is like school in the summertime. NO class.- Fuck Big 12 refs
damn. so thats how you suck your own dick. meh not worth it- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
- Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
here you go *Iowa State: 2017 Big 12 Regular season champs*- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
All of surly:- Fishing Megathread: Looking For Big Girls Who swallow
Work is hilariously slow this week as probably 85% of folks on project are FTO. I spent this afternoon setting up different rigs so I can fish during the break (and I just love messing with my fishing gear. Zen time). respooled the two zebcos I use for panfishing with my girls (one of them is mine that my dad gave me when I was a kid). Got two light action spinning reels setup with crappie rigs, and two cat fishing setups using sliding egg weights/bead stopper/swivel/leader/circle hook. Also cleaned up my fly boxes and fly rod/reel after not picking them up for awhile. now to actually catch fish (or not, nfg either way as it’s still better than 99.99% of activities).- Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread
He is a Red Raider AND a Sooner. Him and his entire trashcan family can get ALL the AIDS. jfc…like baker mayfield?- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Yes this is my prediction for the game as well- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
Or we get good Quinn and fuck them ragged. 🤞 - Official Bitch about your Family Thread 2024: Holiday Edition
Football ...
Basketball ...
Baseball ...
Other Sports ...
Futbol ...
🤫995🤫 ...
Gambling ...
Movies & TV ...
Music ...
Hobbies ...
Lulz ...
Food & Travel
...
Daily Texan ...
Business & Markets ...
Cloak Room ...
Help ...
For Sale ...
Board Discussion ...
Advertise...
Tailgate Donations
Back to top
Account
Navigation
Search
Configure browser push notifications
Chrome (Android)
- Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
- Tap Permissions → Notifications.
- Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
- Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
- Select Site settings.
- Find Notifications and adjust your preference.
Safari (iOS 16.4+)
- Ensure the site is installed via Add to Home Screen.
- Open Settings App → Notifications.
- Find your app name and adjust your preference.
Safari (macOS)
- Go to Safari → Preferences.
- Click the Websites tab.
- Select Notifications in the sidebar.
- Find this website and adjust your preference.
Edge (Android)
- Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
- Tap Permissions.
- Find Notifications and adjust your preference.
Edge (Desktop)
- Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
- Click Permissions for this site.
- Find Notifications and adjust your preference.
Firefox (Android)
- Go to Settings → Site permissions.
- Tap Notifications.
- Find this site in the list and adjust your preference.
Firefox (Desktop)
- Open Firefox Settings.
- Search for Notifications.
- Find this site in the list and adjust your preference.