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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. This. Total blown call and they didn’t even mention it. Even my wife called it out as soon as the first replay was shown.
  2. Lolz not even a week. Good luck kid, sunbelt Billy will be out on his ass and you’ll wonder how this happened. And you will only have yourself to blame. Dumb fuck.
  3. Lollll clown spraying like he’s giving Chanel samples at the mall. Fucking cop trash.
  4. in case you needed a reminder
  5. LOLLLL garbage ass cops had to bust out the pepper spray.
  6. Get fucked with this bullshit. Rest of post is fine, but go ahead and take this statement and shove it up your fat cunt. fuck aggy.
  7. Believe it’s called “football”.
  8. hookemATL replied to ROFL BOX's topic in Lulz
    This turkey allegedly is disguised as a lion, but in reality I think it has mutant tits with oversized areolas. Wife had to stifle her laugh when my daughter presented the finished product.
  9. Throwback to my oldest daughter’s first Thanksgiving. Obviously I had to make an ass out of myself, as is tradition.
  10. Jesus fuck man it’s with every last goddamn data point with you. Would you wake up on Xmas morning and spray liquid shit on all the presents too? Emo Helobious.
  11. Not gonna lie, I got a little teared up when they announced his induction into Texas Sports HoF last Saturday against UK. Was pretty tough to see Dodge and Plonsky (repugnant bitch) standing on the field with no one in Cedric’s place while they got their recognition. Miss that dude. Hookem forever 🤘
  12. Guy looks like a standin for a Just For Men beard dye commercial.
  13. “Make sure it’s cooked all the way through! We don’t want to serve undercooked poultry, dear.” me:
  14. Peaks and valleys ofc, but he deliberately ratfucked UT at the end, which to me tarnishes his legacy in a pretty extreme way. That decade plus of ruin and mediocrity were kickstarted by his incompetence and selfishness. im grateful for the accomplishments, and 05 was sublime (senior year mofos). But it’s like your wife fucking your best friend, you ain’t gonna forgive/forget that shit.
  15. Wtf buddy. At no point in this post do you mention that Elle Macpherson is in this film.
  16. How do you take a sweater off a sheep? You pull the wool over its eyes.
  17. 2003 just makes me think of CBenz going ham on those worthless fucking chuds. RIP 32
  18. Smaller gathering at the farm this year. No drama ever (sorry to disappoint). I will check on my deer setup, drink Bushmills, take my girls for a hike, and generally just relax with people I love. Food will be wonderful, and my mom will set aside a pipe with a fresh bowl to help set the mood. If things get crazy, my pops will bust out his vinyl and I’ll sit on the porch and listen to Townes. my favorite holiday.
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