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hookemATL

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  1. They only fuck your mouth. No anal. Nice perk!
  2. Carload of farts? Ted Pillman would be so proud.
  3. Man when that first wet wipe hits the rim of that butthole…
  4. If I’ve learned anything from horror movies, this is the time to sharpen your stakes and prepare for the vampires to become more active and hungry.
  5. No cape? Fucking amateur.
  6. Good luck and thanks again for sharing🤘 Be safe and watch for bears.
  7. Shoko Asahara, leader of death cult aum shinrikyo?
  8. That looks delicious and like a great source of amino acids.
  9. Bank error in surlys favor. Your money has already been spent on Rohypnol and penile inserts
  10. Let’s quickly switch gears to cover up all that stanky bullshit: what do you think Sark’s favorite type of breakfast food is?
  11. Do you not yet have a standin/body double/igor type creature that could step in?
  12. Will @Wulaw Horn and @immamac and @RGBIII recreate the roadtrip to Fayettenam? I believe there are some demons to exorcise, and the content would be greatly appreciated.
  13. Same. It has something to do with the overall color scheme but damn they are sharp. And I fucking hated the niners. I can clearly see Merton Hanks with his giraffe neck and Steve Wallace’s helmet for his helmet.
  14. Fucking perfect unis, and team was stacked.
  15. I’m sorry, but if it doesn’t have Morgan Freeman / Danny Glover as “I was the cool black president before Obama”, then it’s not the disaster flick for me.
  16. Those are actually speed holes. They make the stadium go faster.
  17. Man I knew Garrapolo went in the shitter but I didn’t realize his fucking throwing arm fell off.
  18. Decaf coffee is like balls on a mule. Fucking pointless.
  19. https://baptistnews.com/article/ed-young-calls-immigrants-undesirables-garbage-and-raff/ So so sorry, he is not a piece of shit. He is a fucking cunt and Saint Peter should rightly tell him to pound sand once he shuffles off this mortal coil.
  20. You could mount these fuckers on the edge of the bathtub and my kids would STILL get the god. damned. floor. wet.
  21. People aren't talking about the fact that OU actually caused/engineered both Hurricane Helene and Milton (per my sources). Winning is a matter of national security.
  22. Whatever you sheeeeeeeep. OPEN YOUR EYES!!!! if you don’t think the reverse vampires in conjunction with Soros/Jewish Galactic Federation are making this happen, I don’t know what to tell you.
  23. Was he just sitting there on his ass waiting for you to end him?
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