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hookemATL

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  1. No shit. I remember same situation in September ‘01. Hit on my first three but missed on the final piece. fuckin flight 93…never forget!
  2. You are. I guess rapists/thieves are your thing.
  3. "NUH UH I TOTTTTTTTTTTTTTALLLY COULDA GOT MOLESTED. I WAS SUPPLE AS FUCK!!!"
  4. yeah but i bet you weren't cute enough as a kid to abduct/molest so the pedos steered clear. that's fuckin' privilege right there.
  5. Fuckin' football board
  6. Ground breaking analysis. yes, typically a team turning the ball over 4 times leads to a loss. Jfc it’s like yall have to hedge your bets in your mind emotionally just to survive the slight possibility it might happen.
  7. Good thing they are up against the weirdest motherfuckers on earth.
  8. Venables Disease sounds like a rare ailment where your anus swallows your taint, then the balls, then the penis.
  9. hookemATL replied to JimmyHoffa's topic in Football
    He is trying to say "Auburn", but what you have to understand is that typically those unfortunate enough to be born with severe fetal alcohol syndrome (or in Alabama parlance "Licker Brane") may grow up with some developmental delays.
  10. I loved those as well. Would build a pioneer cabin/town, then use the planks/small logs as catapults to destroy said town. I WAS A GOD.
  11. Explain. Legos are pure joy. Unless you were permanently crippled from stepping on a sharp lego piece on hardwood floor, I cannot see how they can be viewed other than a cool toy.
  12. I used to do this for a living, and would love to quit my current events job and just lead the newly formed Surly High Intelligence Tailgate Presidential Office Of Preparedness (SHITPOOP).
  13. They can fly the same way chickens and roadrunners can “fly”. Not very well.
  14. What a fucking loser. Glad he will be remembered for dropping a ball Steve Gleason would have caught for a TD.
  15. Cam Coleman will do nasty things to the team he was briefly committed to. Thorne should throw balls to him, hand the ball off to Hunter, and just not self implode. I really think aggy is overlooking this game.
  16. What the fuck is a spoiler for if not this inhumane pile of holocaust meat noodles?
  17. Thanks for the story and congrats on being able to get a 2nd chance. Nothing worse than thinking the animal might be suffering after being struck by arrow/bullet. Kudos to the buck for being a stalwart mofo as well🤘
  18. Would you be supplementing watering the orchard/fruit trees or do you get good consistent water from the creek you mentioned?
  19. Don’t worry my hairy cocked friend! They are working on a combo drug that will grow your locks AND your cocks. You’ll be assured to have the hairiest shaft this side of the mason dixon.
  20. Yet those guys won both shit and fuck when it comes to skins on the wall. At least Quinn has a conf title and CFP berth. To go along with the greatest beatdown in RRS history (two if you count this year). Neither can be said for Ash or Sam.
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