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hookemATL

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  1. Just because I blast my shits in the clean toilets, stuff my face with wall candy, and buy my seasons worth of deer corn and southern kitsch DOES NOT mean I vote for that orange pusspumpkin.
  2. “Read my lips: dat. asssssssssssss.”
  3. I can attest to this. I was witness to my grandpa calling a meals on wheels nurse/volunteer (who was a nice black lady) a sexy “n-word”. Tbf he was racist before the dementia gave him jungle fever.
  4. Pics of butt pussy? I’ll Venmo you.
  5. Yall are fucking weird with that IPIHB shit. why can’t you just jerkoff at the rec center while watching GILFs play pickleball like a normal human man?
  6. Yep. As if personal tragedy excuses being an awful human being. I get that people process grief differently, but being a low-effort/IQ internet troll and cycling through dozens of sock accounts in an effort to pester a group or reprobate/immoral/Godless dickbutts is certainly an interesting choice.
  7. “Bro that dab hit too hard, bro.”
  8. Cool story. Here is your tough guy medal.
  9. The Substance was really really good body horror. OH wow. Demi Moore is a fucking legend. I hope she does some more horror.
  10. I have that bag of drugs for you, I will drive by and toss it to you in line. That's my polling place. Usually very quick.
  11. Im closeby and just tore off the sleeves of my button up. Ready to vote and do battle (like Westside Story battle with dancing and songs, not fisticuffs my back hurts).
  12. I’m finished with holding back in any way. If someone gets the slightest bit sideways with me while I’m voting, they are getting the STERNESTLY written letter of all time. and maybe a gaping head wound.
  13. As a delegate of the HCC (Honky Cracker Coalition), can you please 1) describe this term and 2) notate if this term is to be used only by the black community?
  14. “How does the ass take the carat?”
  15. Do the gays have voting flair yall wear during election season?
  16. I borrow $1500 from you ONCE for a diamond studded buttplug and I never hear the fucking end of it. I feel attacked.
  17. Beamer just fucking with them
  18. Hey Arnold! You. Suck. Deer. Clits.
  19. I was told by doctors that my penis would never fit inside of a normal female vagina. Devastating. But I did not give up, and with some prayers, industrial lubricant, and heavy sedatives, I was able to meet South Austin’s mom and make both of our dreams come true
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