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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Every one of these maga cunts needs to have this song surgically implanted into their brains.- The GQP: Trumpist Death Cult
Thank you for your service, Mr. dumbfuck lawnmower man. now go fuck you own face.- Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
Looks like my nutsack after marathon manscaping session.- Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
Truth. It’s so very lazy and dumb because dogs are pretty smart and respond well to structure and training. I had our puppy potty trained, leash trained, off leash recall trained all within the first two months. It’s an extreme disservice to the animal to not even make the effort. there’s this decrepit old twat in our neighborhood that has a small yappy dog that cannot keep itself from aggressively barking and pulling on its leash to go after passersby and other dogs. She often walks it at night which is when I take the evening stroll with my 80lb mastiff mix. Without exception I take a detour off the sidewalk so the little psycho doesn’t have a conniption, slip out of its leash/old lady’s arms, and end up with its head caved it OR violently reprimanded by my larger/smarter/BETTER dog. maybe she’ll have a stroke and the dog can get a real owner to teach it the basics.- Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
Still time for her to get shivved🤞- Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
I want to believe this but the insane amount of loose dog shits I see scattered all over/around the sidewalk gives me pause. this sets aside the absolute pieces of shit that get a dog then tie it up outside and never give it affection or a place in the home (working farm dogs being an exception sometimes). Or the owners of aggressive dogs who make no effort to train their animal, and put others at risk. people that don’t take pet ownership seriously need a beating and their animals taken away from them. And if you truly abuse an animal, I’d gladly oblige you with a fucking tire iron to the dome.- Fernando Valenzuela..RiP
Fucking hurts. my pops grew up in SA and watched the Dodgers when they were still in Brooklyn. That’s what eventually led the entire family to become Dodgers fans, despite just being normal honkys from Texas with no real cali connections. RIP to a legend.- Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
valid. Dog person is a loaded term I think. Most times a "dog person" is a person that just prefers dogs or has no particular animus towards cats and in general is an animal lover and cats are just not their bag. Other times a "dog person" delights is talking about murdering feral cats, having their dogs murder cats, or just generally trying demean someone's choice of domestic animal companion. Then you've got the masculine/feminine implications that come along with the discussion, which is also childish but expected from a certain section of jugheaded motherfuckers. These are the people that can get fucked dry by a cane corso. And yes, you will never see a "cat person" in the dog thread shitting all over anyone's choice of pet, or even critiquing it really. With the pitbull thread being the exception I suppose. So yes your logic is sound. You are more like to encounter an "asshole" dog person, than an "asshole" cat person IMO.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
blech. This is what they tried to feed the prisoners at Auschwitz. When asked why they would choose to starve instead of eating, they said "Chili's southwestern eggrolls? Jew gotta be fucking kidding me"- Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
Thread length smack? That's more bitchass than rep smack.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Yes they still have the kids menu, and yes we will get you a dessert, and yes you can watch your tablet while mommy and I send dank memes to each other on our phones.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- Surly Dad Thread
Congrats! What a perfect little dude. ❤️ Thanks for sharing, truly. Really helped me feel good after a shitty start to the day!🤘 Babies are magic.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
watery tomato juice with no spice. the chips are fine, but the bagged sea salt HEB version is superior. The burger (and the chicken buffalo ranch i guess) is/are the only constant that has withstood the test of time. All other previously decent things about Chili's have fallen victim to the enshittification principle.- Cruz vs Allred - 2024
Just because I blast my shits in the clean toilets, stuff my face with wall candy, and buy my seasons worth of deer corn and southern kitsch DOES NOT mean I vote for that orange pusspumpkin.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
“Read my lips: dat. asssssssssssss.”- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
I can attest to this. I was witness to my grandpa calling a meals on wheels nurse/volunteer (who was a nice black lady) a sexy “n-word”. Tbf he was racist before the dementia gave him jungle fever.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Pics of butt pussy? I’ll Venmo you.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Yall are fucking weird with that IPIHB shit. why can’t you just jerkoff at the rec center while watching GILFs play pickleball like a normal human man?- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Yep. As if personal tragedy excuses being an awful human being. I get that people process grief differently, but being a low-effort/IQ internet troll and cycling through dozens of sock accounts in an effort to pester a group or reprobate/immoral/Godless dickbutts is certainly an interesting choice.- 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
- Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
- Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
“Bro that dab hit too hard, bro.”- Your cat is awesome. Damn straight
Cool story. Here is your tough guy medal. - 2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
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