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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. You popped off about bonds injury without even knowing that he was essentially good to go all week, so clearly you are not fully informed. The implication Ewers was the cause of Bonds injury proves further your lack of mental acuity and basic reasoning skills. But it’s all good man. There’s lots of water headed mongoloids out there enjoying life and watching the pretty footy ball pictures on the tv. Lots of em post here! And we will take all the fans we can get buddy.
  2. Your post reeked of vaginitis, directly ripping the starting QB and talking shit that doesn’t apply. CONTEXT fuckboi
  3. You are a fat, whiney, sloppy ass pussy. Have some fucking self respect.
  4. Take a break from the board/football maybe. See if you can find Pepe Silvia instead.
  5. Lolz what an absolute farce. Even with the fucking body cams now they cannot keep themselves from fascist-ing all over the place. here’s hoping they knock on the wrong door one day and get some rock salt to the face for their troubles. FAC
  6. Night night
  7. I think we see: Blue "redemption" with a clutch play/long run Wingo's biggest game as a Horn Colin Simmons defensive score OR Barron pick-6
  8. It is my sincere hope, that they focus so very much on our matching that they assume in their minds that their trip to Starkville is an easy win. Come Sunday, I imagine I will be smiling about a Texas win and an “unexpected” aggy loss.
  9. Blech. You see how her left knee has that weird skin discoloration on it? PASSSSSS
  10. He will punt, place kick, return kicks, catches passes, take handoffs, make julienne fries, clean the fan blades, solve your marriage crisis, and circumcise your Jewish son. guy is elite, is what I’m saying.
  11. Are you not able to control your drinking once you start? Let’s talk about what happened in your childhood to cause this behavior, then we can make you the best you you can be!
  12. Is he “invited” by any particular donors that we know of? If you willingly bring that smegmastain into DKR you need to be outed, shamed, and possibly crucified.
  13. You’re Next was so so choice. So many kills. So much blood. And the badass chick is quite the attractive person.
  14. Possible to take her to the vet for a professional opinion re: if she's been starved/abused/left outside/etc.?
  15. TEAM DRIP MOTHERFUCKER. GET WITH THE PROGRAM.
  16. B1 flyover on Saturday, confirmed. Believe that was the same aircraft we got for flyover at the Rose Bowl in '06, but that could be the old talking.
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