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hookemATL

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  1. Lolz the state could give a wet weasel fuck about any real book learnin’.
  2. “The one day I could get some alone time on the river, and this honky ass Scuba Steve motherfucker comes by for a polar swim and photos? FUCK. ME.”
  3. Gonna run out of pearls to clutch, ma’am. It’s only January, so I’d suggest setting up routine appointments to remove the sand from your vagina.
  4. That was holding, PI, and a defenseless receiver all missed.
  5. If @GreenspointTexas isn’t going to say it then I will. Ballgame.
  6. They look uninterested in competing in this athletic contest.
  7. Good season. Try again next year I guess!
  8. Plumber told me to do this exact thing this week (fucking slab leak in hot water line)
  9. Fuck Blues Brothers and Lampoons. Really overrated. Stripes is the real test. If you don’t like Stripes, you need advanced interrogation at a CIA black site.
  10. There is no bottom. Every republican you know endorses and loves this recent incident. They want more dead brown people, not bc it keeps the teeming hordes out of the US but because it makes them cum to see vulnerable minorities drown/burn/get shot/die of dehydration.
  11. Didn’t Robinson do some flakey shit previously? Seems like he’s seeking a reason not to be a Horn so I wouldn’t be surprised.
  12. Tbh that’s the sexiest deer I’ve ever seen.
  13. I’m done with babies myself but I really did enjoy running errands with my girls when they were tiny like that. Kinda getting dusty thinking about it❤️
  14. My wife got eggs too! Eggs!!
  15. take 2 edibles at 3:15 and you good.
  16. My theory is that Seattle/the PNW is a well known gestation area for serial killers. Doboer has spent several years now murdering vagrants and call girls on the side. Now he has an opportunity to head to new hunting grounds, where the hotter temps help bodies decompose quicker.
  17. You seem very upset. Please consider calling a close friend or relative, or speaking with a mental health professional to help your work through these thoughts. You are not alone. Peace of mind and inner acceptance is attainable! or you fuck yourself in your fat fucking snowflake ass.
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