Everyone knows that New Yorkers are shitty because each resident was at least partially responsible for 9/11. This has been proven in many many YouTube videos by many many mentally stable individuals.
Every single blowjob robot in the men’s bathroom in my section was either broken or constructed poorly. How am I supposed to get off by rubbing my genitals on an open piece of porcelain that smells like piss?
This is the wheels fall off, players fight on sidelines, malcontent storms off to lockeroom game for aggy. Lots of blame pointing during the game, as Mizzou O runs roughshod and a&m has to air it out to catch up. 33-17 type final.
Ya see he likes to have sex with furniture you see, and as a car seat is a piece of furniture INSIDE of a car, he’d then receive road head from that seat.
Once they gather together in large numbers they can fuse together like a rat king. It can be hard to determine just how many you are bludgeoning at any given time.
Not a true fan.
when Texas loses, all the rage juice blocks my boner signals and I need 24 hours to cool down OR at least a run to the underpass to murder 2/3 vagrants.