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    The little leaves do suck but it was a nice specimen and provided good shade for my lawn. Since its death, my grass on that side has also gone tits up. sad.
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    Snowpacolypse took out my beautiful lacebark elm like it was nothing. Just immediately dead. I decided (out of laziness) to leave the stump, which has since transformed into a pretty sweet stumpbush which can be trimmed to look pretty good. if one of these storms kills stumpbush I will commit sepuku out of heartbreak.
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    John Wick 5: Schindler's Wick is fucking awesome. It has everything: Timetraveling, nazis, historically inaccurate one-liners. "Arbeit macht DIE motherfucker" - Keanu
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    Peace and love to you and yours❤️ My dad is getting older (still works his ass off and is stubborn as a mule) and I am really realizing how unprepared I am for his passing. Thank you for sharing. Let yourself feel all the feels, and horns up to your pops.🤘
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    “I’m gonna pop into TJ Maxx/Marshalls/Homegoods/Target/Crate and Barrel real quick, but I’ll be right there! 8 hours later….
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    How “shortly after”?
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    Handsome fellow. He looks like he’s pretending to be a decoy.
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    Reed Malphurs Syndrome sounds like a disease that turns your penis inside out and makes you shit jellybeans. in my medical opinion, I mean.
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    From laid back surfer chick, to malignant traitor cunt, to delicious and nutritious worm food. What a journey!
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    I know we like to be taboo and edgy around here with our takes sometimes, and I’m sorry if this crosses some type of imaginary line but… That’s a terrible suit/shirt/tie combo. Awful.
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    I say go for it. What’s the worse that could happen?
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    I don’t take surreptitious pictures of strangers as it violates my court ordered probation.
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    Oh my fucking God. My loud chortle got quite a look from the milfs at swim practice.
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    The entire aggy institution killed 12 folks as well, lest we forgot the Oversized Pick Up Stix Disaster of 1999.
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    Tasmanian Tiger with a rail gun.
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    Just be impressed he spelled the two words right, and ignore the unnecessary capitalization and quotemarks. That's a pretty good overall result from a braindead chud baby with a hero worship username.
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    Me screaming as the Game Wardens drag me away in cuffs after harvesting tons of monkey meat: "GODDAMMIT THERE AINT NO SEASON ON MONKEYS!! SHOW ME THE MONKEY SEASON ON THE GOT-DAMN OUTDOOR ANNUAL APP YOU FUCKERS!"
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    Puppy New Year!
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    What does 24 mean? The name of each dog is Jack Bauer.
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    TBF I vetted the post with my reprobate, felonious family and friends before hitting submit.

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