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hookemATL

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  1. My buddy is trapped in Barbados. How screwed is he?
  2. rippppppp
  3. The mountain man / Jerry Garcia hybrid human? He’s one of the good ones!
  4. Dont forget. Any Aggie you meet is capable of this type of insanity. There are too many anecdotes, public displays of aggressive buffoonery (see CWS incident this year), and other incidents I’ve personally witnessed to trust any given Aggie to be an emotionally/mentally stable individual. Their delusion wrt Texas has manifested itself physically by short circuiting their brains in fascinating ways. You have to treat them like toddlers, because that is who they continually prove themselves to be.
  5. You can always find a location in your Kroger app! Download now in the App Store!
  6. You good brother?
  7. My top is cold but my butt is hot!
  8. FAC worthless murdering pig. How many times have you witnessed cops doing reckless shit in their cruisers? FTP
  9. Nothing to add other than thanks for sharing all this stuff, and sorry about your engine🤘 great thread and I hope y’all keep it up.
  10. We had no idea she had French mastiff in her, even though we named her after a French cheese to begin with. My guess is she ends up in the 80-90 lb range. Her last vet check she was 40 lbs at 16 weeks.
  11. Exactly. Secret Chinese scrolls? This is prime “unleash curse and have demons possess yo shit” territory.
  12. Word. Guy would take a bullet to play the game.
  13. I think my dog done broke.
  14. simpsonswilliamhenryharrisonidiedin30days.gif
  15. I think you just want to type/say “Boolean” bc it’s a funny and silly word that sounds like a magical elephant with a pierced clit.
  16. hookemATL

    Euro 2024

    Southgate puts cottage cheese on cucumber slices and calls it nachos.
  17. “The woke left took our cookies. We had the perfect Caramel Delite cookie from the perfect Girl Scouts and the radical communists had to make the cookie ethnic and name it after some island jumpers. Very sad.”
  18. New username suggestions: Joey Joe Joe Schabadoo Butt Dumpling McGarnagle Professor Shitdick
  19. These brave FedEx fighters, doing battle in hotels and convention centers all over this country, and this is the thanks they get. God forbid you have to ship an unusual shaped package from the business center at Walter Washington Convention Center in DC. shame on you.
  20. I’ve watched this 20 straight times. It might deserve an Oscar.
  21. WHEN WILL THE WHITES GET TV SHOWS WITH BIRDS!!! This is a travashamockery! /maga
  22. We got a water dog methinks.
  23. I’ll put all my good vibes and voodoo powers toward manifesting a job offer for your kiddo. I just gotta pick out the right Dashiki and skull necklace. Hang tight.
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