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hookemATL

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  1. Why is my wife talking to you about my dick? SUSPICIOUS!!
  2. Take your meds, Mushmouth
  3. It’s not more complicated than this right here. What a fat fucking pussy.
  4. That’s when I knew Billy Mayes was on his way off. Then he did that infomercial for Taint Tape and died shortly after. RIP king.
  5. He has a heavy southern accent, so he serves as a novelty when doing sideline reporting for cfb and golf course commentary. Obv he fits right in for NASCAR coverage.
  6. You prefer patent leather or the taste or real cowhide when you lick the boot? FAC
  7. I’m all for this if “GET IN THE HOLE!” Is replaced with “FUCK THA POLICE”
  8. It’s likely they’d get blamed/shitcanned for stepping out of process for dealing with such situations.
  9. Rain IMO in 78613. …Or is it piss?
  10. I think she may be a mix but definitely a lot of Vizsla traits from what I can tell so far. He ears don’t quite look as rounded I’m completely in love either way. She seems smart and trainable.
  11. Fuck cops. Forever and ever amen.
  12. Sooooo tell me about this breed bc my wife just called and said she is adopting a 4mo vizla puppy.
  13. for last years opener I packed a ziploc full of liquid IV and made sure everyone with me hammered them throughout. This was after prehydrating with several nalgenes worth of H2O. It is a must if you are going to be out in that for extended periods (unshaded) and especially if you plan on drinking at all. Personally I eschew booze for weed things to get my rocks off on the whole, but especially for these circumstances. also a cool towel wrapped around your neck and refreshed frequently is a lifesaver.
  14. I try not to judge. Just last week my three year old dropped her bowl of snacks, furrowed her brow, and said GOD FUCKING DAMMIT in the exact same rhythm/annunciation that I do. Im just glad she hasn’t started calling cops “pigs” or saying out loud that people that don’t put their grocery carts away are “miserable cunts”.
  15. This is it? Nothing to add? coward, pussy, yankee motherfucker. Just like the flaccid tangerine cocksucker you worship. not a man. Not a Texan. Just another chud in the wall.
  16. What else do they have? Victimhood is their extra chromosome.
  17. Wife just got her Masters from Purdue and good god damn I had forgotten how fucking boring commencements are. My main wish was that there was some type of snipers nest to pick off any miserable cunt yelling dumb shit after their graduates name is called, to the point that it interrupts/covers up the next persons name being read. They did have a Muslim clergy dude (cleric?) do the nondenominational benediction/etc so I enjoyed that there were many pearls clutched by some ignorant xian fuckers who believe that to be an affront of some type.
  18. When The Revee Blakes fuckin slaps.
  19. Raptures are dinosaurs with sharp teeth and claws, you clod.
  20. My first vehicle was a 1989 Chevy Silverado long bed. It was a fucking yacht. I took that thing to campus freshman year and got real good at popping it in to spots it had no business fitting.
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