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    NTTAWWT but this is the gayest paragraph of all time.
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    Everyone knows Jackie O did it. There are White House tapes recorded in the days leading up to the assassination where she is heard saying to herself quietly: ”if he sticks his dick in one more piece of strange, I’m gonna blow his fucking brains out”
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    How many times did his nurse have to wipe the drool from his mouth during your discussion?
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    How are the other 5 supporters of AZ fball handling it? I assume you have a group text thing going or some such.
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    In the way that letting Mike Tyson in his prime go gloves off with a member of the lollipop kids from Wizard of Oz, yes it was dirty.
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    They are really committed to the Pescatary Coaching Tree. FISHer FIScH Also only aggy would hire a “Jimbo” and follow it up with a “Jedd” So the next coach is likely to be Cletus Salmon or some shit fuckin mongloids.
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    I'd like to give thanks for being able to find and purchase these obliterating tools of war, much more easily than I can find and purchase fresh cranberries for Thanksgiving. God bless the United States of Gunnny Gun Bang Bang Blood Blood Dead.
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    He will just give you the Martha Stewart response ”I really just want to focus on the gif!”
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    you fool. you put it in the microwave to soften. and dont forget to add cinnamon sugar.
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    Up and over! Shiner is an awesome hiking buddy. IMG_7315.mov
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    He was preemptively bowing down to his king. Might have been my favorite play of the game. Sweat decided "this is mine" and he made it so. And kudos to Jordan for being in the right place at the right time.
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    This hits close to home as my kids are named Krispix and Museli.
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    Plus it’s what cops do! To serve, protect, and disproportionately murder minorities. FAC
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    Fuck cops, but especially fuck these cops. but still, fuck cops. Fucking animals.
  15. hookemATL
    Fuck that shit. Nothing pisses me off more.
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    Sweet merciful shit, take Zach Wilson on a drive to the country and put him down. His QB play is grounds for prosecution in The Hague.
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    In the world of nonsensical hypotheticals, aggys always win nattys and never get vd from their sheep concubines.
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    Don’t worry they are confused too. Or just fucking stupid.
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    Tommy DeVito would be a heisman finalist for this team. Prove me wrong!
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    Posting this again as maybe the previous 4 identical posts didn’t make your point for you.
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    Lolol jets kr gets murdered on opening KO and fumbles the ball away. buff ball.
  24. hookemATL
    Some people will look for every possible reason to play the contrarian, even creating their own false reality that rejects empirical evidence already in hand. That or they are such entrenched absolutists that they would argue that Robert Horry is simply the greatest NBAer to ever live, with no hint of irony.
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    2-0 in road games, at night, in hostile environs with the season on the line and that’s just the last two weeks. All while playing injured. Analytic this shit to death all you want, but he’s a fucking gamer and again a primary reason we have such lofty goals still in sight. lolz wins in Tuscaloosa and he isn’t a gamer. Gtfo

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