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hookemATL

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  1. Yep. That’s what my playing partner and I got sloshed on while winning the Epic Fail Trophy for finishing last place at the Inaugural Shaggybevo (RIP) Open at Mo Willy, circa….fuck I can’t even remember. I only really recall getting cart stuck in mud and my buddy form tackling me on the 18th green. for you old timers, I believe Snow Dog was one of our foursome.
  2. Only saving grace was I was able to take it down myself, and didn’t have to give in to the circling band of jackals trying to quote me $2k to take down a tree. Didn’t even destroy my house in the process (don’t mind that dented gutter, it was totally already there).
  3. I still mourn the Lacebark Elm I lost after the storm in ‘21. It now lives on as Stumpbush, proud but diminished.
  4. What about all the alcoholics!?!? not referring to me. I don’t have a problem. I dont. I really don’t
  5. Greece. They are going to cover the world in baklava and feta cheese, and I am cool with that.
  6. "Im gonna take these resignations offers coming from the Trump Administration at FACE value" The face:
  7. 🤘peace and love dude. Hope your brother gets better soon, that sounds awful. We will always be here talking heaps of shit to one another, so come back when you’re ready
  8. This. she’s a batshit stupid fucking cunt, but the actual odds she’s been SA’ed are quite high. deeply ingrained rape culture out front shoulda told you
  9. All of my drugs I brought from other states:
  10. Fucking bullshit. It’s supposed to be catch and release only over there.
  11. I hate to semen doing things like this. Smdh
  12. Guy is in a load(s) of trouble.
  13. One inch + in Cedar Park/78613. Really enjoying cleaning my dogs paws each time she has to piss/shit bc the mud is just soooooooo mesmerizing to her.
  14. "Trump shoots course record 56 at Doral in morning, solves critical funding crisis in afternoon. All is well. All is well."
  15. Peace and Love to you and yours, brother🤘❤️
  16. Jfc. I know this, but are we talking about politics in this political forum? Reagan made the phrase a centerpiece of his campaign and even put it in his farewell address. glad you guys ate your bowl of “um actually” o’s this morning.
  17. Reagan.
  18. The rotten fuck that spoke those words is smiling like a hyena about these developments. And I’d still take his demented ass rn
  19. It’s poop. Shitting. That’s what it’s for, along with gas pump ubiquity. Otherwise it’s Walmart, but with greeters that don’t actively look/sound like they want to commit seppuku.
  20. “How much do I owe ya?” ”that’ll be AR15 dollars and .357 cents”
  21. You guys are rude as hell. Spanky is here doing his best, completing FULL sentences with pretty accurate spelling. That’s a really good accomplishment for a cretinous, mouth breathing mongoloid. We need to support to our mentally impaired community, and not push them away. @Spankytoes feel free to post any of the fingerpaintings you worked on in class this week. I’m sure they are really good. Remember though, its one “X” in Mexicans AND in Taxes.
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