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    What in the fresh Kirkland brand fuck is this abomination?
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    Jfc shut the fuck up. Been saying for years we need a slap fight thread so posters on their rags and picking nits can give each other virtual wet willys/noogies without turbofucking otherwise perfectly cromulent threads. fuck.
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    waka waka motherfucker
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    It’s precisely because they called the first one that they didn’t call the 2nd.
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    Oh deer.
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    He’s referring to Williams coming in relief of Rattler and beating Texas.
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    I’m fucking dead. My wife thinks I’m psychotic bc I’m just cackling at that line like a madman.
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    You know how hard you have to work to be a methhead but also be kind of fat? Billy is the hardest working fat fuck propagandist methhead this side of the Brazos.
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    This is a bad take and you should feel bad.
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    Only reason you say this is because you’ve never made your wife dress up as sexy Everest so you can do super hot paw patrol role play.
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    “Rubble would be my choice, if only he didn’t rape all those kids with a traffic cone. So imma have to go with Zuma on this one.”
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    Don’t ask for Lone Star. And I go frito pie with extra onions and japs. Nomzzz
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    If the house is 30 years old there is bound to be upwards of 3 ghosts in the attic. Be careful. They are very busy during spooky season (October).
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    Our go to spot since it’s a 5 min drive away. Can wet wade from there up to the bridge almost. Caught heaps of stuff on fly road and conventional. Mealworms were the bait of choice this time.
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    Caught her first bass and rio grande chichlid (a slab of one too). Great day for some alone time with my oldest after being gone on business all last week.
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    What a little bitch you are.
  20. hookemATL
    This is the week you have guys quitting on the field. Have a feeling the Vols woodshed them, something like 42-17
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    Fuck everyone but Texas. Frustrated but ready to run the table the rest of the way.
  23. hookemATL
    Inside info says Corso picks Texas to win and puts on the bevo head.
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    Every time I see this dude a combination of Texas Fight and Truckin’ by the Dead plays in my head. fuck yea🤘
  25. hookemATL
    Fuck OU. Shitass cunts can eat a bowl of fuck, choke on my balls, and die.

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