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hookemATL

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  1. LISD normal schedule tomorrow.
  2. They’ve already begun the site work in the terminals for the Rascal Scooter Only lanes to help accommodate our hefty/lazy/diabetes amputee passengers.
  3. Baker Mayfield raped, murdered, and devoured 75 jewish babies in 2020. Strange that he could still have supporters at all after that, especially actual UT fans on Surly.
  4. IF MAYFIELD GETS BUCS TO SUPERBOWL ILL FIST MY OWN URETHRA! Like that?
  5. Is there a way for them all to lose and also all die fiery deaths tonight? Is that an option on the ballot or do I have to write it in with ink made from blood/semen/feces?
  6. Lolz the state could give a wet weasel fuck about any real book learnin’.
  7. “The one day I could get some alone time on the river, and this honky ass Scuba Steve motherfucker comes by for a polar swim and photos? FUCK. ME.”
  8. Gonna run out of pearls to clutch, ma’am. It’s only January, so I’d suggest setting up routine appointments to remove the sand from your vagina.
  9. That was holding, PI, and a defenseless receiver all missed.
  10. If @GreenspointTexas isn’t going to say it then I will. Ballgame.
  11. They look uninterested in competing in this athletic contest.
  12. Good season. Try again next year I guess!
  13. Plumber told me to do this exact thing this week (fucking slab leak in hot water line)
  14. Fuck Blues Brothers and Lampoons. Really overrated. Stripes is the real test. If you don’t like Stripes, you need advanced interrogation at a CIA black site.
  15. MS13 members deserve medical care too!
  16. There is no bottom. Every republican you know endorses and loves this recent incident. They want more dead brown people, not bc it keeps the teeming hordes out of the US but because it makes them cum to see vulnerable minorities drown/burn/get shot/die of dehydration.
  17. Refs having a rough half.
  18. Didn’t Robinson do some flakey shit previously? Seems like he’s seeking a reason not to be a Horn so I wouldn’t be surprised.
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