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hookemATL

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  1. He’ll just have to put a little mustard on his rookie deal and give them no choice.
  2. The fuckery must be factored into the game plan. Use it as additional motivation for face raping.
  3. I nearly had an aneurysm about 5 times but they had a blast. The drone show had them wide eyed. Prolly helped that they were on a sugar rush too. Great day🤘
  4. I choose to believe we come out with tits on fire and blitzkrieg them in them in 2nd half.
  5. PSA: This is the same officiating crew as Baylor and OSU games last year. Enjoy!!!!!
  6. When you’ve got a can’t miss, bell cow, football freak like Livingstone already in the bag, you can afford to be picky and circumspect.
  7. Been super busy with work and this week was a combination of a shitstorm and a shitshow. But it is so easy to recharge when I can get some time with my girls. Took my youngest to the park (thank fuck for this weather change) and today we are taking her big sister to the game with one of her bffs. 🤘to all the shaggy dads during football season.
  8. Is the heater and Lone Star longneck just out of view in the last pic? thanks for sharing 🤘
  9. I assume that video started being played at some point in the late 90s? Therefore I feel like we need to do it right and do a 90s Night At DKR - band/stadium music is 90s themed - Minotaur bevo intro video played multiple times for maximum awesomeness. - James brown is granted one game of eligibility and starts at QB - Ricky assumes head coaching duties and is allowed/required to smoke joints throughout the game.
  10. It was a misunderstanding. what ctj said was “YOU can’t hit, man!” but bc of his heavy Hispanic accent Braun heard “JEW can’t hit, mayne!”
  11. My biggest issue with Sanders is he NEVER brings his lunch pail and does not do enough to earn a “coach on the field” badge. Beck has him there in spades.
  12. God fucking dammit now I want a plate of fries
  13. So two things. 1. The melted candle now looks noticeably phallic. 2. The wax stain on the top of the table is very clearly the typical 2d drawing of a dick and balls. life is a tapestry.
  14. I’m all about inclusiveness in society but we should draw the line at a Down’s syndrome bevo.
  15. If you have big breasts the bellhops will let you ride the cart with your stuff. Otherwise they are only supposed to carry your gear.
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