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hookemATL

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  1. Handsome fellow. He looks like he’s pretending to be a decoy.
  2. Reed Malphurs Syndrome sounds like a disease that turns your penis inside out and makes you shit jellybeans. in my medical opinion, I mean.
  3. From laid back surfer chick, to malignant traitor cunt, to delicious and nutritious worm food. What a journey!
  4. I know we like to be taboo and edgy around here with our takes sometimes, and I’m sorry if this crosses some type of imaginary line but… That’s a terrible suit/shirt/tie combo. Awful.
  5. I say go for it. What’s the worse that could happen?
  6. I don’t take surreptitious pictures of strangers as it violates my court ordered probation.
  7. Oh my fucking God. My loud chortle got quite a look from the milfs at swim practice.
  8. The entire aggy institution killed 12 folks as well, lest we forgot the Oversized Pick Up Stix Disaster of 1999.
  9. Tasmanian Tiger with a rail gun.
  10. Just be impressed he spelled the two words right, and ignore the unnecessary capitalization and quotemarks. That's a pretty good overall result from a braindead chud baby with a hero worship username.
  11. Me screaming as the Game Wardens drag me away in cuffs after harvesting tons of monkey meat: "GODDAMMIT THERE AINT NO SEASON ON MONKEYS!! SHOW ME THE MONKEY SEASON ON THE GOT-DAMN OUTDOOR ANNUAL APP YOU FUCKERS!"
  12. What does 24 mean? The name of each dog is Jack Bauer.
  13. TBF I vetted the post with my reprobate, felonious family and friends before hitting submit.
  14. Bit of a helicopter dad though.
  15. This is what I saw when stopping for gas in Iowa.
  16. Prolly about the time Slippery Ole Jimmy H realized his massive cheating schemes were gonna be revealed and he needed an NFL exit in his back pocket.
  17. So they had two more shots at the conversion AFTER the call and didn’t get in? Seems like they had their chance, three times, and didn’t convert. That’s different than having the points taken away and then not having another shot at it. Campbell put his money on the refs being competent, even after seeing them give out a phantom tripping call moments prior. Seems like in this world, Campbell got cute with trying to confuse and send different guys to “report” to the official as a bit of subterfuge/gamesmanship and the official (likely a person that struggles to chew gum and walk at same time) can’t handle three people talking to him at the same time leading to him fucking up who was/wasn’t eligible. In summation, an Aggy outsmarted himself and a mongoloid ref did what mongoloids do and we end up with a big old bowl of shit and cum and anger to dig through postgame. THE ARISTOCRATS!!!
  18. Honestly just show the cleft palate commercial for 2hrs. Will be less painful than this dreck.
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