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hookemATL

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  1. If you don’t include the post meal group diddling.
  2. She is all about the creepy crawlies and any other animal really. Here she is with a tarantula we found under a splash rock by our back porch. She named him Terry and then released him into a wooded area by the local park.
  3. They are garbage and corrupt. given my druthers, I’d take Mar to a corn field and give him the same treatment Joe Pesci got in Casino.
  4. Is Daniels out for significant time for LSU? Only way aggy wins that game is an ugly ass backup QB off. 17-13 type game.
  5. No but my daughter is enrolled at the FitLump Institute for Bees and Lying.
  6. My CyberBosch gets 10 miles to the load and runs on water and detergent tablets.
  7. Then consider my eldest Che Guevara of the hives. COME AND TAKE THIS STICKY SUGAR GOOP, BITCHES! FAFO
  8. Michael Ungar’s “hUngar Games Cafe” was great but ahead of its time.
  9. What a glorious day. My dream has always been to raise a herd/dazzle of rape zebras on my humble .5 acres in Cedar Park. Yes they make a lot of noise and they are shit machines and they rape every other Amazon delivery person that enters the property. But that is MY RIGHT as a Texan.
  10. :: opens thread titled "Brettric Bielenemy is a fat fucking retard" ::
  11. Cum Thistle. Hate the stuff. Gets real crunchy and yellow when it dries out. Makes it hard to move in the woods without making noise and attracting South Austin's mom.
  12. Katfid to the courtesy phone. Katfid to the courtesy phone, please. wait did you accidently combine Eric Bienemy and Brett Bielema?
  13. Seems like a dick riding autist with too much time on his hands. Also he fucking sucked at repairing vacuums. Other than that, spot on.
  14. Agreed. The guy is a wrecking balls.
  15. Sleep regression is a bitch, but at least it’s temporary. You get real cocky “oh yeah my kid sleeps like a rock, this shit is cakeeeeeee” then… 3 months later its 3am and you’re reading the dumbass book about the zoo (that is somehow run by animals but humans go to the zoo as well) for the 10th straight time because you think it’s the key to getting them down for the night.
  16. Not sure you “choose” to be born with the proper number of chromosomes, but I take your point.
  17. Please refrain from fowl language.
  18. Side effect of battered horn syndrome is menopausal cramping and vaginal sand.
  19. Don’t pick on the mentally challenged. It’s uncouth.
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