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hookemATL

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Everything posted by hookemATL

  1. Sweet merciful shit, take Zach Wilson on a drive to the country and put him down. His QB play is grounds for prosecution in The Hague.
  2. In the world of nonsensical hypotheticals, aggys always win nattys and never get vd from their sheep concubines.
  3. Don’t worry they are confused too. Or just fucking stupid.
  4. Tommy DeVito would be a heisman finalist for this team. Prove me wrong!
  5. Posting this again as maybe the previous 4 identical posts didn’t make your point for you.
  6. Lolol jets kr gets murdered on opening KO and fumbles the ball away. buff ball.
  7. Some people will look for every possible reason to play the contrarian, even creating their own false reality that rejects empirical evidence already in hand. That or they are such entrenched absolutists that they would argue that Robert Horry is simply the greatest NBAer to ever live, with no hint of irony.
  8. 2-0 in road games, at night, in hostile environs with the season on the line and that’s just the last two weeks. All while playing injured. Analytic this shit to death all you want, but he’s a fucking gamer and again a primary reason we have such lofty goals still in sight. lolz wins in Tuscaloosa and he isn’t a gamer. Gtfo
  9. Panthers o-line is ready to go home.
  10. Great play. Bland is a ballhawk.
  11. hookemATL replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    If you cannot discern that the spots have been consistently fucked with (offense and defense) to the detriment of Texas, then you simply do not watch the games. It happens multiple times a game.
  12. You’re doing it again. Going to the mats over an argument no one is trying to have. Quinn is imperfect and makes some frustrating decisions and throws. However, he has done everything asked of him and has the team at a position that it hasn’t been in since shoulder checks were be passed out at tailgates. He is playing very well and we’d be lost without him this season. he will also like get drafted 2nd day at worst which is indicative of both his talent and his on field performance. This is yet another white whale you won’t let go off, then get pissy when people call you out with plain fact/reality. It would be funny if it wasn’t so pedantic and monotonous.
  13. Transposed the numbers. Texas by 41
  14. Is there any way that they are suspended from postseason play this year? I don’t THINK there is any precedent to refer to in this instance, but there is a first time for everything. Is there a world where cfb committee keeps them out? Or am I lucid wet dreaming?
  15. hookemATL posted a topic in Football
    Balls of steel from our goofy looking pk. The kick before half was cold blooded and an underrated momentum changing moment in the game. Very happy to have him as the hair apparent (GET IT!?!?) to the Kicker U moniker.
  16. hookemATL replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    Him telling the side judge “THATS YOUR FUCKING JOB!” when he was trying to get a timeout before the half was hilarious. Get ‘em sark.
  17. hookemATL replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    Sark has had to the officials jobs for them numerous times this season. There are probably 15 instances that matchup with what you described from last night. Infuriating but at least Sark is holding them accountable in the moment.
  18. we get it. You hate Maalik. Record as starter: Maalik Murphy - 2-0 6th Street - n/a (injury: overly sandy cunt)
  19. I feel like something is going to “break” our way with FSU.
  20. hookemATL replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    Plus the tech QB is named Behren. I mean come the fuck on. No way he didn’t eat paint chips and throatfuck livestock as a child.
  21. hookemATL replied to taybo20's topic in Football
    We are going to rail tech. This will be a cathartic, punishing game with a lot of emotion. Tech does not want to be there, and the home crowd is going to be all up in their ass. I cannot wait to be there in person and yell myself hoarse.
  22. Everyone knew the minute that Brooks went down, Baxter was going to be relied on to contribute in a massive way to a road win in Ames. He did that and more and was wearing those cornfed cunts down in the second half. 🤘
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