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  1. hookemATL
    Fuckhead needs his chiclets shaken loose if he touches the ice once the rest of the series.
  2. hookemATL
    Did you eat her pussy while she read you the Bernstein Bears?
  3. hookemATL
    If everyone didn’t always get their hackles up about eating people, we could introduce a whole new resource pool of animal flesh to help alleviate some of these issues. But nooooooo cannibalism is wrongggggg. You fools!
  4. hookemATL
    “Hey look at these non awful things that we did…ok now turn back around so we can continue buttfucking our citizens into oblivion.”
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  6. hookemATL
    First you think about it. Then you pray about it. Then nothing happens and more people die.
  7. hookemATL
    His age at the time of these acts tracks with the typical/accepted timeline when schizophrenia can emerge/manifest in young adults. I am not a doctor, but the voices in my head that are doctors told me that was true.
  8. hookemATL
    I looked for this card to give to my relatives but no such luck.
  9. hookemATL
    The order of orgasm is determined by rep count.
  10. hookemATL
    No buddy system?
  11. hookemATL
    Sounds awesome really. I remember when our Aussie had puppies I would just lie on the ground and get smothered with puppy love. Pure joy.
  12. hookemATL
    Deej’s Doggy B&B but seriously 10 fucking dogs??
  13. hookemATL
    This is the crux of it all. How much fucking suffering are we willing to tolerate? I’m sure the woman who had to gofundme the burial of her dead, deformed “baby” will take great solace once we finally get back on track in the year 2050
  14. hookemATL
    Jfc enough.
  15. hookemATL
    just try this shit ONCE motherfucker
  16. hookemATL
    MIA - Sky Bouncer for hire
  17. hookemATL
    Play better baseball please.
  18. hookemATL
    Get out of my head.
  19. hookemATL
    Bitch I know you got Mengele’s jockstrap hidden in your super secret stash spot (along with Mussolini’s buttplug and Idi Amin’s fuck swing)
  20. hookemATL
    Not to mention there are millions of babies in this country without their own weapons of death. We need to hit that market hard. I’m talking smaller triggers for their lil baby fingers, binky guns, rattle guns, bottle guns, stroller mounted mini guns, etc.
  21. hookemATL
    “Austin Wood to the customer service desk. Austin Wood to the customer service desk, please”
  22. hookemATL
    I mean, it underpins all of this fuckery so…
  23. hookemATL
    It’s really good. Brought tears to my eyes a couple times. As a dad to two perfect daughters, the song “Letting You Go” fucking shreds me every time.
  24. hookemATL
    You misspelled cunt.
  25. hookemATL
    If I didnt curse as much as I do, I'd have died numerous times over from anuerysms/heart failure/hemorrhage. My 2 yo did say Goddammit the other day with the same inflection and emphasis that I do the other day. I was damn proud and it made me laugh, however, my MiL and wife were not enthused.

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