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hookemATL

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  1. Nolan Ryan and his wife came into the shitty little cafe/diner I worked at in high school. No one realized who it was except me, and I watched as he grabbed two menus himself and went to sit at an 6 top table just him and her. I wasn't a server but used my guile and cunning (begged my server friend to let me take their drink order) to chat with him for a few seconds. I really wanted him to put me in a headlock and pretend to punch me in the face so I could get my own photo version of what happened to Robin Ventura, but that seemed an odd request. Can confirm he is a good tipper and not an asshole.
  2. What fools we were to assume 9/11 would be the most devastating attack on American humanity any of us would ever see in our lifetimes. God help us. **Intrusive thought sidetrack** can someone photoshop Jades chili crashing into the twin towers? You can DM it if you feel too much shame to post.
  3. Jesus Christ. No imagination. what a Boering photo.
  4. RIP Chief❤️what a good and lovely boy hang in there @Derka 🤘
  5. Fuck all cops.
  6. Was gone for work in NYC for a couple days. She missed me big time.
  7. This is wonderful. Fuck the Yankees!
  8. I’m staying so we can rule over the ashes. I will raise my girls to be Furiosas, and to answer any Republican(Nazi) with violence, disdain, and murderous rage. We will build our black castles out of their bones and the bones of their families. then I’m getting one of my weird little midget dudes to hang out with me as I preside over my new empire.
  9. It’s a young woman with spina bifida, you insensitive clod.
  10. PSYCHOSIS SUMMER 2k25!!! LETS ALL SHIT ON A PINEAPPLE AND MAKE A BLOOD SACRIFICE TO THE ONE TRUE GOD….BEVO
  11. Johntay Cook is the Dave Grohl of Taylor Swifts.
  12. What if you wake up to shit blood at 3am? You might catch it then!
  13. They all need an Augie to them them it’s not a goddamn game, it’s our fucking lives.
  14. That’s nice. Fuck all cops
  15. She’s half French mastiff and half German Shepherd but I swear she’s got ridgeback somewhere.
  16. Foreplay
  17. And one of the nicest humans you will meet. We are lucky to have him.
  18. They are the same side of the shitty coin. Had occasion to meet both, each carried the “I’m the bestest smartest jocksniffingest sports writer around” vibe. also fat and ugly.
  19. She murdered a puppy in cold blood. She needs to be perforated then tossed in a quarry lake. Vile cunt.
  20. We should have seen this coming when Diddy released that poorly received gay sex rap anthology, The Glazed Nipple Khronicles (Remix featuring R. Kelly and ropes of cum).
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