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Doze

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  1. Speaking of piss. Why do some MFers grunt at the public urinal? I might understand grunting during numero duece, but what the hell is the "piss grunt" all about?
  2. Force = Mass X Acceleration. for the liberal arts majors........the cat got a running start. And that's big farking cat.
  3. I agree. BBQ is a style of food. "Grilling" is cooking outside with gas and "Charcoaling" is cooking outside with charcoal. Then there is "smoking", which is a whole 'nother subject.
  4. Point of parliamentary procedure: When discussing punctuation on Surly, the Oxford comma must not be ignored. Thems the rules.
  5. The most Surliest pic ever Surled.
  6. It's worth repeating. F U C K Joe Namath. Got damn is he annoying.
  7. Corey Feldman's interpretive singing/dancing is so innovative. Rivaled only by the pretentious artistry of Marty's dance recital from the Big Lebowski.
  8. Doze

    Gym Pet Peeves

    Men wearing yoga pants under the shorts is the shittiest fashion statement I've seen in a while. A bunch of fake ass Kevin Durant wannabees.
  9. Sooners are azzholes, but they are our azzholes. This is funny.
  10. Colorado is unranked and 4-1. This is a no win game.
  11. The fact that Note-R Dame and Clempson can play 3 times in the same year should tell you this is a messed up system. Oh.....and the fact that Condoleezza Rice was once on the CFP committee should too.
  12. Mama says that the tennis players and divers are the succubus, Jezebels of the devil.
  13. Penn State has weighed in on the LSU and Baylor situations.
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