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Doze

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  1. I'll bet after four days of no food, that taco sauce tasted like gourmet taco sauce.
  2. Handicap parking in front of a gym.
  3. He was funny looking....more than most people, even.
  4. The price of puffer fish just quadrupled in Austin.
  5. ^^^While in there, did she take a dump in the name of Jesus?
  6. Those people are in the first category, but in denial about it......like an functioning alcoholic.
  7. That's the kitchen of the poors......or a tinyhome.
  8. People can be divided into 2 categories..... 1. Those that incessantly need Chapstick all...the...fucking....time. or 2. Those that never need Chapstick, like ever.
  9. This is the funniest shit ever.
  10. No kidding. Give her "rights of first refusal" then look into doing business with a third party (side chick).
  11. She couldn't pull off the Momoa guy, so YOLO, Dolphins need love too.
  12. ^^^ Was just joking with the book (but it is a good one) The "you are wrong" opening statement reminded me of the subtle "Jane, you ignorant slut" from SNL....made me L-Oh-L.
  13. If the kids would have went to Washington State......Leach would have stuck them in the a shed with a cellphone.
  14. A bunch of old ass dudes on here with good penmanship no doubt! Reverse Polish Notation calculators for the win! I don't use pencils, but the Pilot Varsity pen is my writing utensil of choice. It's a disposable fountain pen.
  15. Herbies kids going to Clemson. Can't believe they didn't SEC SEC SEC. As part of its 2019 signing class, Clemson announced the additions of Tye and Jake Herbstreit, the twin sons of longtime ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit. The twins played high school ball at Montgomery Bell Academy in Nashville, Tennessee. https://sports.yahoo.com/twin-sons-espn-analyst-kirk-herbstreit-headed-clemson-221456216.html
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