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Gap03

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  1. I know, right? Hard to stand up to the most pinnacle Alpha specimens ever ...<checks notes> Donald Trump and JD Vance.
  2. This piece is worth a read: https://abovethelaw.com/2025/09/supreme-courts-shadow-docket-scam-collides-with-reality/ All of this is especially infuriating given the handling of the Trump insurrection and classified documents cases. "Trying to stop a traitorous ex-president from committing another coup in the future? Sorry, you're going to have to ping-pong back and forth between district and appellate courts for years on end. Trying to gut the Constitution and decades of jurisprudence in a matter of months? By all means, step to the front of the line and let us give you a hand." If the Dems ever manage to get back in control, they better have a plan for dealing with the Supreme Court. The masks have slipped, and we can't pretend that the conservative wing can be trusted to act in good faith.
  3. For now, this sort of thinking can provide some comfort. In the future, once ICE is fully ramped up, I fear that the country will be fully fucked. This guy gets it: https://www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/building-the-american-brownshirts
  4. Honestly, I just can't wait to hear the latest updates to the groomin' standards!
  5. So let me get this straight - 1. Guy apparently comes from a Christian background (see mom with "aBOrTeD FeTAl TiSSuE!" sign). 2. Guy allegedly had some extreme views about Mormons after spending some time in Utah. 3. Guy decides to shoot up and burn down Mormon church. And the Ministry of Truth here is going to stick with "It's a war on Christians" (as opposed to the more likely scenario that "It's a holy war BY Christian nutjobs who have been riled up by the Right Wing's constant victimization propaganda")?
  6. So I guess new EU tariffs inbound imminently, huh?
  7. They're still brainstorming and poring through his contacts to see if there was anyone LGBTQ+ / socialist / communist / ANTIFA adjacent to him. (From the pics of this guy, good luck!) There was a metric shit-ton of stuff on X from the Benny Johnson / DC Draino types screaming the "ChRIsTiANitY iS UnDEr AtTacK!1!!" Strangely silent for a bit now, but they're definitely not going to give up until they can throw up some chaff to distract.
  8. "And before you even start, you can shut your libtard mouth about maybe limiting clearly broken peoples' access to high-capacity rifles because 'SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!'" /s NRA et al.
  9. Nice performance by the most visible Trumpers in the Ryder Cup (though by default I just assume all these country club assholes somehow are Trumpers) so far: Sheffler 0-4, AS through vs Rory DeChambeau 1-3, 3 Down through 10 Fuck them. ETTD.
  10. SIAP but holy shit ... "Oh my god, my cankles throb, it's escalator sabotage!" No notes ...
  11. And can we talk about the cranium size requirements apparently applicable for the MAGA toadie role?
  12. For real. "Brilyn" is just screaming for some pronouns because I would have guessed that Brilyn would be a girl.
  13. Mainly because you'll be so busy shitting your intestines out ...
  14. Trump wants to speak to the manager RIGHT F'IN NOW!
  15. Ted wants everyone to stop using rhetoric demonizing ICE and CBP, which I think is fine - the videos of these assholes tell the story just fine. We can "cool the rhetoric", but as long as they keep doing what they're doing, people are still going to be plenty pissed.
  16. I kinda wish someone would have done this, maybe outside Joel Olsteen's church. Of course, you'd have to find dolls that have the proper "Rapture" pose, but I think it would be worth the effort.
  17. Just to reset: KVUE - owned by Tegna (which is under contract to merge with NexStar, subject to regulatory approvals) KXAN - owned by Nexstar KEYE - owned by Sinclair KTBC - owned by Fox Honestly, I'd rather Tegna be owned by Nexstar than Sinclair, but the merger really should be blocked - which means it will absolutely go through.
  18. Sinclair is like the Fox News of local TV. No way they would turn their backs on MAGA. Nexstar , on the other hand, is probably gaming this. You are correct that Trump will hammer them if they turn on him, though. While the merger may go through, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump had Carr reverse any changes to their rules and say, "Actually, the limit should be back down at 39% instead of 80%, so you're going to have to divest - or assume the position again."
  19. Yeah, but the facts won't stop Trump, Noem and Miller from spinning this into another attack by the RaDIcAl LeFT!
  20. Seriously ... These assholes deserve to be sued to Bolivia.
  21. How long before the Satanic Temple donates copies of the Seven Fundamental Tenets to be posted alongside the Ten Commandments?
  22. QFMFT. It's like they're intentionally trying to make the government more dysfunctional - oh wait ...
  23. Holy shit - that's real. Hat's off to the Secret Handshake. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-holding-hands-statue_n_68d2ba98e4b06a8b846e409a#:~:text=Trump%2C Epstein Hold Hands In Statue Send-Up,not just as an associate.
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