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Gap03

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  1. ... but rest assured that regardless you'll pay 3x as much in increased costs due to tariffs (while the rich folks somehow end up paying even less as we eventually gut any progressive taxes in favor of regressive sales taxes / tariffs).
  2. Holy shit - I don't think this is going to turn out well for the protestors once the ICE brownshirts show up.
  3. Well played, Canada. Well played ...
  4. QFMFT ... I was told by the GQP that Russia just wanted a buffer between themselves and NATO, and Ukraine's ambitions of joining NATO were the cause for Russia having to "defend itself" by invading Ukraine. You're telling me now that Russia wants to be "on the border with Poland"? The hell, you say.
  5. Well, it's a good thing I'm not in Democratic leadership, but look the fuck around - the majority deserves all the contempt and disdain I can muster right now. I think some pragmatism is warranted, and the reality is that your "just market better" and "infect the GOP propaganda apparatus" (btw - are you a fucking mgmt consultant?) isn't the Rosetta Stone that you think it is.
  6. I think what you mean is that the Dems should market to the single-issue morons and the monsters of our society - unfortunately, the Rs have a monopoly on them, and they have to be fed with the type of malicious bullshit that we're seeing now, so uhhh ...
  7. We're talking about a citizenry that lie their asses off about (or have no real clue) what they really care about. Kinda difficult to market to the average U.S. citizen unless your party is willing to lie its ass off with the goal of scaring or infuriating them.
  8. Come on now - what used to happen was more like Lester Hayes with stickum, Astros signal stealing, Deflategate shit. We're dealing with full-on Calvinball - or more accurately, something like this:
  9. Nice - I got some kick ass ideas to run by Big Balls, starting with making sure that he has set up his "BigBalls@doge.eop.gov" alias ...
  10. Looks like she was trying to hold her breath, as one does when Dotard rolls through with a full diaper ... Also putting out strong Arrested Development vibes at the end:
  11. See - now this right here is how Elon ends up getting himself killed.
  12. ... and Canada will want to help their NATO allies, but will need to keep the powder dry to prevent an invasion from the U.S. Yes, we are.
  13. I agree that the Dems should all skip it - other than Jasmine Crockett, who I'd send in as a designated heckler. Trump would lose his shit , given his known love of strong women of color.
  14. South Carolina, you say?
  15. What's the expression - "The best time to build a guillotine was twenty years ago. The second best time is now."? Something like that ... anyway, I think we should give it a try.
  16. That capture is fucking perfect - especially Thune's face in the background. No notes.
  17. The next pandemic: Or at least I can dare to dream ...
  18. I mean, if this is what it takes to overcome the programming that these dumbfuck parents inevitably put their kids through, I'm on board. If this outbreak gets widespread enough, I'm down with buying some airtime in a couple of years just to say - "Remember that time you almost died from the measles? That's because your parents are in a cult, utterly incompetent and/or don't give a shit about you. Probably all three. Don't be like your parents. Read a book. No, not that one - a real book."
  19. This sounds like the setup for a sequel to Die Hard 2 where the criminal mastermind (and I use that term loosely here ...) is able to infiltrate national flight control systems and ends up crashing airliners at every airport in the country. I mean, what could go wrong?
  20. Can we fast-forward to this part?
  21. Sure, MFer - that's JUST what a DEI quote filler would say. Just like all them Antifa sonsabitches posing as god-fearing Trump supporters on January 6th - you ain't fooling nobody!
  22. Time to send up the Luigi signal.
  23. Every time I read one of his posts, all I can think is ...
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