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Gap03

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  1. And Josh Hawley gave away their gameplan: Fucking morally repugnant cunt.
  2. Fucking this. Plus, the way he says "Texassss" at the end of a sentence grates on my nerves like Trump saying "Jyyyna."
  3. Lady on the right is putting out strong Aunt Lydia vibes ...
  4. Some of the comments are just perfect ...
  5. For those of you planning for the impending blackouts to hit, Amazon has a DuroMax 12kw portable generator (XP12000EH) as a Prime Day special for $880 (down from $1400).
  6. Texas women should be working on a vasectomy registry where men can authorize their doctors to certify their status as having had a vasectomy (and to update if they've ever had it reversed) and then proceed to cut off access to anyone that is not on the registry. Maybe that would get the attention of those in power...
  7. I think I see where he screwed up ...
  8. Jesus H. Christ - they're going to try to reinstate Plessy v. Ferguson, aren't they?
  9. I too noted the uncanny number of "cocksucking bastard" call-outs in those messages. I would not at all be surprised if a good chunk of those guys were raised in a 1-parent household and, in fact, love the cock, notwithstanding their constant "family values" refrains.
  10. Yup. WyMonDakota would still have less than 1/10th the population of California. No reason why those 4 states (or more) shouldn't be one.
  11. The Onion has already done this one ... in 2012. 4th of July or not ... man, fuuuuck 'Murica.
  12. Because Sky Daddy said so. You're thinking too hard. Authority? Not if you play by the pre-2022 rules. But under Calvinball? Hell yeah, we got authority - it's whatever Alito and Co. say it is. Interstate dispute, you say? Tie will undoubtedly go to the most Christofascist state because reasons ...
  13. Fair point, but if it's public, a student with an opposing viewpoint might end up tainting little Kaden's indoctr ... - er, schoolin', and we just can't have that. No, sir - private schools with full-blown codes of conduct and consents / waivers for caning/other punishment for anti-Christian rhetoric is the only way to get this great country out of the moral crisis we're in.
  14. Definitely need to have North California / Central California / South California be a thing. I'd also welcome the great state of MonWyDakota, which would still have fewer than 3.4 million citizens, fewer than 1/3 of any of the resulting 3 Californias. Shit is just fucking borked. It's not just that MonWyDakotans are so few - it's that they're fucking insane.
  15. Alito:
  16. How long until we have government-funded Christian madrasas dotting the deep South? Obviously, it's not enough to keep people stupid - the GQP wants to be able to actively indoctrinate kids every day, not just on church days.
  17. Yeah, but in light of Dobbs, what does his fucking stance on abortion even matter? Granted, I'm sure his views across the board are abominable, but the horse is out of the barn on abortion, man.
  18. Yeah, but the goal has never been to prove election fraud by the Dems (which pretty much never happens). It's always been to pollute the well for everyone, so that every claim of election fraud sounds like projection / retaliatory claims / etc. Go over to Texags - for every claim we make about projection / "every accusation being a confession", they see it the exact opposite. Ratfuckery works.
  19. Triggering? Umm, hate to break it to you, but we've been enduring a slow-moving constitutional crisis ever since McConnell's shenanigans around Garland, which has been increasing in pace and intensity ever since the Orange One was sworn in. I think we're now getting past the "simmering of the frog" stage, and people will start realizing shortly that we are indeed getting fucking boiled at this point. At that point, nobody is going to give a shit about acknowledging the invalidity of the USSC. Regardless, there's no way in hell that that 2/3 of the Senate votes to impeach any SC justice. We're stuck with most of these fuckers for another 3 decades. Given what they've done in 1 year, I'm with Brisket. Shit is going to get dark, and then it's going to get violent. Buckle up.
  20. Shit - just googled it to see if there was any discussion of this, and of course there is. Check this shit out: Cal 3 - Wikipedia I like my plan of giving So Cal a bit of LA as an extra buffer. Interesting read here.
  21. I think New York would be tough to do given the concentration of population in NYC, but you could probably split CA into 3 states (Northern Cal, Central Cal and Southern Cal), with the LA metro area split partially between Central and Southern Cal. I'm sure the gerrymandering experts could manage that without it even looking sketchy.
  22. Hopefully they've ordered about $50,000 worth of gay porn, dildos, Plan B and pregnancy tests and had it shipped to the offending justices' home addresses ...
  23. Additional generic polling data is rolling in. If the red / purple states continue to do stupid shit on the abortion front, November could be interesting.
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