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Gap03

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  1. Trump wants to speak to the manager RIGHT F'IN NOW!
  2. Ted wants everyone to stop using rhetoric demonizing ICE and CBP, which I think is fine - the videos of these assholes tell the story just fine. We can "cool the rhetoric", but as long as they keep doing what they're doing, people are still going to be plenty pissed.
  3. I kinda wish someone would have done this, maybe outside Joel Olsteen's church. Of course, you'd have to find dolls that have the proper "Rapture" pose, but I think it would be worth the effort.
  4. Just to reset: KVUE - owned by Tegna (which is under contract to merge with NexStar, subject to regulatory approvals) KXAN - owned by Nexstar KEYE - owned by Sinclair KTBC - owned by Fox Honestly, I'd rather Tegna be owned by Nexstar than Sinclair, but the merger really should be blocked - which means it will absolutely go through.
  5. Sinclair is like the Fox News of local TV. No way they would turn their backs on MAGA. Nexstar , on the other hand, is probably gaming this. You are correct that Trump will hammer them if they turn on him, though. While the merger may go through, it wouldn't surprise me if Trump had Carr reverse any changes to their rules and say, "Actually, the limit should be back down at 39% instead of 80%, so you're going to have to divest - or assume the position again."
  6. Yeah, but the facts won't stop Trump, Noem and Miller from spinning this into another attack by the RaDIcAl LeFT!
  7. Seriously ... These assholes deserve to be sued to Bolivia.
  8. How long before the Satanic Temple donates copies of the Seven Fundamental Tenets to be posted alongside the Ten Commandments?
  9. QFMFT. It's like they're intentionally trying to make the government more dysfunctional - oh wait ...
  10. Holy shit - that's real. Hat's off to the Secret Handshake. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-holding-hands-statue_n_68d2ba98e4b06a8b846e409a#:~:text=Trump%2C Epstein Hold Hands In Statue Send-Up,not just as an associate.
  11. The ol' "They didn't know it existed, so it doesn't exist in the Amish community" is a corollary to the COVID-era classic "If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any." Gawd they're fucking stupid.
  12. And #1 looks like it will end up being the answer in Texas: Sound medical advice from the President: "Nothing bad could happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it. Don't take it." Well stated.
  13. Just calling balls & strikes here, folks - once again through the shadow docket.
  14. Jim Comey you say?
  15. No, the parts where the Nazis went.
  16. Just about right ... So what do we think the recommendation for pain management during pregnancy will be going forward? I'm thinking it will be one of the following: Nothing - "women are just a vessel anyway, so they just need to suck it up and think of the baby ... or else." / Ken Paxton probably Heroin - if it's good enough for the HHS secretary, it should be good enough for you and your baby. They'll recommend Trump or Kennedy-branded heroin, of course. Leeches - because the pain experienced during pregnancy is normally the result of "bad blood" and such. I await the latest developments in "science" with bated breath.
  17. Did you miss the Kirk "Superman neck" discussion?
  18. Seems like they REALLY hate Neil deGrasse Tyson ...
  19. Certified badass. And nice shot.
  20. Yes, yes, we are.
  21. Future Luigis are probably watching Trump's pardon list pretty closely ...
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