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Gap03

Certifiably Surly
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  1. Where's Will Smith when you need him?
  2. Looks like there is a boundary parked over a line from Dripping Springs-Bee Cave-Cedar Park-Round Rock-Georgetown that's just churning out more storms. If you're in that line, you're just getting poured on every 15-30 minutes with intermittent hail. Still, I'll take the rain at this point.
  3. I vote for mounting some shit on those seized oligarch yachts, just in case the Russian ships are able to fire back ...
  4. I too was trying to do the math there - not sure whether they can go through the Suez Canal, but that's still quite a voyage.
  5. Believe it's this dude: Arsen Pavlov - Wikipedia Alas, it appears he lost his pot of gold back in 2016 ...
  6. All American college sports forums? Naw. Enough that it's worth taking a shot? Unfortunately, yeah ... think surly got a visit because of the whole SEC admission thing.
  7. The 2nd amendment covers Bayraktar TB2s, right? Just asking for a friend ...
  8. Seems like the trajectory is more consistent with artillery than bombs, and it looks like it's raining on the 'burbs there. That's going to be difficult to explain away, but I'm sure they'll say the Ukrainians had their own artillery next to the swingsets in someone's backyard or some similar shit.
  9. Fucking Saul from Homeland dropping knowledge ... J/k. Another sobering viewpoint, though ...
  10. I think this is probably right - certainly among the people who were running away screaming "I'M FOR PUTIN!" with their ears plugged. There are a few folks that seemed to buy the party line, though - and those are the fuckers that I'll think of every time I start to have some sympathy when I see the utter destruction of the Russian economy.
  11. Nobody captures the frenetic zeitgeist of Fox News and their viewers the way Desi Lydic does ... Just a barrage of catchphrases and verbal diarrhea ... chef's kiss.
  12. Is there any chance that Abbott become less of a fucking cunt now that he has dispatched the Mogwai (~12% in the GQP primary), or are we going to be dealing with full-on bitchmade Abbott all the way through 2024?
  13. Why the fuck do these two even have votes - an autocrat-run state and "Moscow on the Med"?
  14. Just needs a "STFU, Ted ..." on it, and then we can flood every tweet he puts out from here to eternity with this as replies.
  15. I mean, I guess that's kinda metal, right? Poor guy had to be juxtaposed right next to that metal as fuck pep talk from the soldier, tho.
  16. How 'bout you take your clever memes over to CR?
  17. Zelenskyy not in the mood for Italy PM's bullshit ...
  18. That's a 2019 speech by a staff sergeant that won the Medal of Honor.
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