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    Oh well ... Too bad James Hodgkinson wasn't a better shot - the world would have been a better place here in 2021 if Scalise, Mo Brooks, Rand Paul and Ron DeSantis weren't still around.
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    Oh, and with the pee tape mention, here's a preemptive "Fuck off, Anastasis!"
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    The Supremes

    Gap03 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room

    Sheldon Whitehouse bringin' the heat - wish this sort of thing would get more play.
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    What - no "Dear Fuck"???
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    You gonna marry a round American woman and raise rabbits too?
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    I mean, yeah, it's fucking imbecilic, but at least they'd be getting some fundamental concepts down. Shall we re-visit where we started?
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    "Well, you see, that's because those women would be whores." /Texas GOP Quiet part out loud and such ... "Stupid hypocrisy - that's our brand." /also Texas GOP
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    "... and I know God will give her what she deserves ..." Well, God gave someone what she deserved ...
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    There's your next-generation grift right there. Time to get ahead of that - e.g., get some nurse on ventilator'd MAGA action, maybe develop some Ivermectin-infused lube, etc. - that shit will pay the bills for sure.
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    An ode to school board terrorists ... "... you slack-jawed, broke-brain, backward-ass, hate-filled lunatics ..." - that pretty much nails it.
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    Astonishing that the political career of Mr. "Big Dick Toilet Guy" is not yet dead, but it is 2021 ...
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    That kid is f'ing creepy at the end. Thanks for raising a future serial killer, you fucking grifting sacks of shit.
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    There's a link and everything!1!!
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    Not judging at all - but when coupled with your avatar, that post is putting out a bit of a rapey vibe ...
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    If they wanna take the high road, fine. Fuck them for judging the rest of us who have grown weary of trying to negotiate with these assholes, though.
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    Had not heard the bit about Kyrsten being part Florida woman who grew up in a gas station - definitely makes more sense ...
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    Same shit, different day. Instead of having my NW Austin vote somehow drowned out by the patriots of Cleburne, my vote will now be drowned out by the fine yokels of North Zulch. Lovely.
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    Shoulda picked up a few bottles of liquor on the way out on him and the Holy Spirit ...
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    That's kinda catchy - you think that we could get Rage Against the Machine to sing it?

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