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Gap03

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  1. There's your next-generation grift right there. Time to get ahead of that - e.g., get some nurse on ventilator'd MAGA action, maybe develop some Ivermectin-infused lube, etc. - that shit will pay the bills for sure.
  2. An ode to school board terrorists ... "... you slack-jawed, broke-brain, backward-ass, hate-filled lunatics ..." - that pretty much nails it.
  3. Astonishing that the political career of Mr. "Big Dick Toilet Guy" is not yet dead, but it is 2021 ...
  4. That kid is f'ing creepy at the end. Thanks for raising a future serial killer, you fucking grifting sacks of shit.
  5. Not judging at all - but when coupled with your avatar, that post is putting out a bit of a rapey vibe ...
  6. If they wanna take the high road, fine. Fuck them for judging the rest of us who have grown weary of trying to negotiate with these assholes, though.
  7. Had not heard the bit about Kyrsten being part Florida woman who grew up in a gas station - definitely makes more sense ...
  8. Same shit, different day. Instead of having my NW Austin vote somehow drowned out by the patriots of Cleburne, my vote will now be drowned out by the fine yokels of North Zulch. Lovely.
  9. Shoulda picked up a few bottles of liquor on the way out on him and the Holy Spirit ...
  10. That's kinda catchy - you think that we could get Rage Against the Machine to sing it?
  11. Holy shit - I thought that had to be some weird cell phone fisheye lens sorta thing going on. Then I googled him - nope ... Is he a love child of one of the Mannings or something?
  12. I would have thought the ones with high testosterone would be down with getting humongous balls, right?
  13. And when our good-natured "peace" officers "accidentally" aim a bit high (say neck or face level)? Love all these slightly less lethal products continuing to be developed ...
  14. For real though - fuck Rupert Murdoch.
  15. Have we brought any of those drones back from Afghanistan yet? Why? Oh, you know, just curious ...
  16. From the comments on that tweet ...
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