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Gap03

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  1. Ahh, the "Tucker Carlson" defense - no reasonable person would take these slapdicks seriously. This seems like a bit of a slippery slope, especially with the prevalence of unreasonable people roaming about these days ...
  2. We oughtta get an ocelot.
  3. And for that lady ...
  4. Absolutely this. The willingness to wager all life on the planet for a possible $140 trillion payout, and then have the nerve to try to spin it as something that would solve all of society's problems if it worked out - just spot on.
  5. If your constituents are hell-bent on losing all their teeth, why would they want their tax money going to fund dental care for others?
  6. Not great, Bob ...
  7. Poor phrasing - they meant she didn't knowingly violate the law. Here's the background from ABC:
  8. So, umm, are double-wides protected under the homestead exemption under Florida and Texas bankruptcy law? Because if so, I don't expect a whole lot of "recompense" coming from all of this.
  9. You know what doesn't burn, bitch? You need to get your ass a more robust symbol for your holiday.
  10. n I was told the right to bear arms "sHALl nOT bE InFRiNgeD!1!" What about little Ethan's FREEDUMS?!?!
  11. Not a huge fan of Kimmel, but this is pretty fucking hilarious ...
  12. This should be a bit disconcerting if you were one of the people who was saying, "There's no way the U.S. and China would go to war because they depend too much on one another for trade ..." Granted, this is apparently just for tech, but it wouldn't surprise me if they were making similar plans for grains, oil & gas and other top imports from the U.S.
  13. Just need a Cousin Eddie to step up for us this Christmas ...
  14. "No invader is innocent"? Sounds like one of Tucker's people.
  15. Do you even Anthroplex, bro???
  16. I mean, how could he have known that the acetone that he was using to clean that graffiti off the synagogue would be so dang flammable?
  17. Oh, hey, the Beth Israel synagogue fire was set by a right wing extremist after all ...
  18. More finding out by Alex Jones ... Unfortunately, no heart attack yet, but Alex is definitely the type of little bitch to eat a bullet when the reality starts to settle in, so hang in there.
  19. That's some Tugg Speedman level effort trying to get those tears out. I can't wait for him to go Simple Jack if things seem to be taking a turn against him ...
  20. Among the GQP base, I think if you just repeated his first name over and over again ("Mehmet, Mehmet, Mehmet. Did you know Mehmet is the Turkish form of the Arabic name Muhammed?"), you'd pretty quickly scuttle his campaign.
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