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Gap03

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Everything posted by Gap03

  1. How long before the Satanic Temple donates copies of the Seven Fundamental Tenets to be posted alongside the Ten Commandments?
  2. Gap03 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    QFMFT. It's like they're intentionally trying to make the government more dysfunctional - oh wait ...
  3. Holy shit - that's real. Hat's off to the Secret Handshake. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-jeffrey-epstein-holding-hands-statue_n_68d2ba98e4b06a8b846e409a#:~:text=Trump%2C Epstein Hold Hands In Statue Send-Up,not just as an associate.
  4. The ol' "They didn't know it existed, so it doesn't exist in the Amish community" is a corollary to the COVID-era classic "If we stop testing right now, we'd have very few cases, if any." Gawd they're fucking stupid.
  5. And #1 looks like it will end up being the answer in Texas: Sound medical advice from the President: "Nothing bad could happen. It can only good happen. But with Tylenol, don't take it. Don't take it." Well stated.
  6. Gap03 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room
    Just calling balls & strikes here, folks - once again through the shadow docket.
  7. Jim Comey you say?
  8. No, the parts where the Nazis went.
  9. Just about right ... So what do we think the recommendation for pain management during pregnancy will be going forward? I'm thinking it will be one of the following: Nothing - "women are just a vessel anyway, so they just need to suck it up and think of the baby ... or else." / Ken Paxton probably Heroin - if it's good enough for the HHS secretary, it should be good enough for you and your baby. They'll recommend Trump or Kennedy-branded heroin, of course. Leeches - because the pain experienced during pregnancy is normally the result of "bad blood" and such. I await the latest developments in "science" with bated breath.
  10. Did you miss the Kirk "Superman neck" discussion?
  11. Seems like they REALLY hate Neil deGrasse Tyson ...
  12. Certified badass. And nice shot.
  13. Yes, yes, we are.
  14. Future Luigis are probably watching Trump's pardon list pretty closely ...
  15. I gotta say I'm really enjoying "Ledge" Twice. Not feeling the incessant need to defend the utter traveshamockery that is the U.S. judiciary these days has really allowed his posting to blossom.
  16. So you're telling me that, after all the Soros talk, it's MAGA that has been bussing in folks to their rallies????
  17. I think we should make sure Gary Weitman @ Nexstar has a bad day - poor guy is the only person listed on the contact page (https://www.nexstar.tv/contact/), so I guess he signed up for it. Media Contact Gary Weitman EVP & Chief Communications Officer (972) 373-8800 (office) communications@nexstar.tv
  18. It's bullshit, but it was a bit of an odd choice of screenshot by the Bethesda team given the timing (i.e., Charlie Kirk shot a few days prior + screenshot saying "You don't care much about these Fascists, do you?" with a "good kitty" over the top). It's the type of shit the right has been doing with a "wink-wink" for over a decade, and then crying about it if anyone ever calls them on it. Think this bitch, for example:
  19. Yeah, I know, I was a terrible dad, but a bouncer + Finding Nemo streaming on the Roku or Ipad got me through the terrible 2s relatively unscathed.
  20. If the kiddo is like every other 2 yo I know, just buy his 5 fav movies on Bluray (or 4k if he's a connossieur) with digital, and you'll be able to download all of them on his iPad. Voila - no Disney+ required anymore.
  21. I don't even watch Kimmel, but I cancelled my ESPN / Disney+/ Hulu bundle. They can get fucked.
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