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  1. Gap03
    Well, looks like they're going to have to shift back to the classics ... Oh, and T&P for this guy after pointing out that the historical citizenry of his town are lazy ass pill poppers / methheads.
  2. Gap03
    This is what happens when the lazy migrant hordes take off a fall and don't give Fox the scary imagery they need in preparation for the election - the GQP have to fall back to Facebook / Twitter for super-scary (but obviously bullshit) anecdotes to make up for the lack of Fox airtime. Gawwwd, these MFers have no fucking shame.
  3. Gap03
    Seriously - she shouldn't even waste her time addressing the lies with her time. She should just have a sign that she holds up periodically whenever he lies during his time that says "That's a lie - go to Trumpsafuckingliar.com to get the truth ..."
  4. Gap03
    "We definitely need to do something about 'mental health' in this country. And by 'mental health', I mean the crazy shit that other people do that might suggest that they could spiral into a murderous frenzy, but none of the same shit that I do. Because, rest assured, I'm a super-stable genius, worthy of trust with my weapons designed to do maximum tissue damage - but with absolutely no obligation to safeguard my weapons or provide any proof of training / skill with my pew-pew toys self-defense equipment because, as we all know, 2nd Amendment / 'shall not be infringed' / 'Don't tread on me' ..." / "Reasonable" GQP folks after latest school shooting
  5. Gap03
    Cue up the Onion ...
  6. Gap03
    Yeah, let's spend a few hundred thousand bucks fighting a complex copyright case just so we can continue to use fucking "Electric Avenue." Very stable genius indeed ...
  7. Gap03

    The Supremes

    Gap03 replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Cloak Room

    GQP-appointed federal judges:
  8. Gap03
    Plus, in #9, you can shit on Clarence Thomas for a few hours ...
  9. Gap03
    At the cemetary ... with the former president whose favorite song is YMCA ... as one does ...
  10. Gap03
    So are the ladies in the white top and the blue dress throwing up some hook'ems or do they just wanna rock?
  11. Gap03
    I'm thinking it's going to be TS singing a new song to the melody of "Mean" called "Weird" - as in "... and all you're ever gonna be is weird, why you gotta be so weird?"
  12. Gap03
    All spent on border-related ads pandering to the mythical "moderate Republicans" that will never even consider voting for his bland ass.
  13. Gap03
    Rational numbers? Cool. Irrational numbers???? Fuck that - (I'll show myself out now ...)
  14. Gap03
    In Dana's defense (which will be a one-time thing), that's not what she said at all. (I know - hard to fathom intellectual dishonesty from Charlie 8-Head ...) She was just saying that they weren't targeting the type of insecure dipshits that get revved up by Hulk Hogan's shtick. Of course, it works because it's hard to listen to more than 5 seconds of her meandering commentary.
  15. Gap03
    Richard bringing the heat and laying down facts.
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  17. Gap03
    Just venting - but if they are practicing, it would seem they are doing it wrong.
  18. Gap03
    Naw - they rack up all their golds in table tennis (4), badminton (2), diving (7) and shooting (5) - you know, where true athletic ability shines ...
  19. Gap03
    Apparently, no. No, we do not ever practice handoffs at fucking all for our relays. That's fucking embarrassing - just spend a few hours on it in the weeks beforehand and we'd have gold. But no, we're just going to count on pure speed in an event where fumbling around for 3-4 seconds over the race fucks you.
  20. Gap03
    As always with Jr. ...
  21. Gap03
    I mean, putting those moochin' street urchins to work is part of the Project 2025 plan, so it seemed like that might be legit. I was about to do some digging until I saw the couches ...
  22. Gap03
    She must work out ...
  23. Gap03
    CNN trying to steal the NY Times shtick. Fuck both of them.
  24. Gap03
    Not enough e. coli and brain-eating amoeba ...
  25. Gap03
    Yep - it was a gritty performance given her calf issues, but you just can't give up 0.6 off the top like that. I have no issue with Andrade getting the gold there.

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