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    In Dana's defense (which will be a one-time thing), that's not what she said at all. (I know - hard to fathom intellectual dishonesty from Charlie 8-Head ...) She was just saying that they weren't targeting the type of insecure dipshits that get revved up by Hulk Hogan's shtick. Of course, it works because it's hard to listen to more than 5 seconds of her meandering commentary.
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    Richard bringing the heat and laying down facts.
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    Just venting - but if they are practicing, it would seem they are doing it wrong.
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    Naw - they rack up all their golds in table tennis (4), badminton (2), diving (7) and shooting (5) - you know, where true athletic ability shines ...
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    Apparently, no. No, we do not ever practice handoffs at fucking all for our relays. That's fucking embarrassing - just spend a few hours on it in the weeks beforehand and we'd have gold. But no, we're just going to count on pure speed in an event where fumbling around for 3-4 seconds over the race fucks you.
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    As always with Jr. ...
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    I mean, putting those moochin' street urchins to work is part of the Project 2025 plan, so it seemed like that might be legit. I was about to do some digging until I saw the couches ...
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    She must work out ...
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    CNN trying to steal the NY Times shtick. Fuck both of them.
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    Not enough e. coli and brain-eating amoeba ...
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    Yep - it was a gritty performance given her calf issues, but you just can't give up 0.6 off the top like that. I have no issue with Andrade getting the gold there.
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    Aaaand here come Elon and the culture warriors to try to kick up a distraction for their boy ...
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    Was just about to comment on Jebediah there. If he wants to be the Amish version of the "Blacks for Trump" guy that was going to all of the Trump rallies back in 2020, he better get his shit straight and keep the technology off-camera from here on out ... and maybe bring a butter churn to the next rally.
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    It's going to blow their fucking minds when she's the first person of Jamaican heritage elected as president, the first person of Indian-American heritage elected as president, and the first woman elected as president, ALL AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME! What kind of god would allow that!1!!
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    ** Only if it counts against them, though.
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    Mark Robinson is absolutely a piece of shit and deserves all the vitriol he may receive. That said, I hate when people recycle shit from several years ago without context to stir the pot. In that regard, I think that the posted clip was from back in 2021.
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    He really just needs a partner ...
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    Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I think Pete said it best:
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    Reminds me of Ms. Eriksen's 7-layer salad (the one with 16 cups of mayo) from How I Met Your Mother ...
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    We could always invite Trump's faith advisor back in - I'm sure she's still got his back ... Nod to Buck for beating me to the punch - still prefer it with the metal accompaniment.
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    Ladybug, stop trying to make Dotard into a hero for surviving a nick to his ear ...

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