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Gap03

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  1. They're up and coming, but it feels like the current MAGA team starters are coming from Colleyville, Keller and Roanoke. A little shocked to see Southlake proper is a bit lighter pink, given the high profile racism in their schools.
  2. Bitch is going to curve north just enough so that Austin gets 2 drops of rain and 48 hours of 45mph wind, isn't she?
  3. So is that enough that we won't see the CyberNinjas being brought in to contest the count on this one?
  4. "Well, akshually, the military should still refuse the illegal order - it's just that the President has immunity related to the illegal order. And would never be removed by our dysfunctional Congress. And would probably have immunity for ordering other troops to murder the military guy who refused the order. Soooo, it pretty much works out exactly how we would want it to work ..." / Lawdogsplaining why we shouldn't be worried
  5. Wait a minute - the Supreme Court doesn't have an army. I guess that means they need to shut the fuck up ...
  6. Even worse, it's going to be Matthew Kacsmaryk, the 47-yr old loon in West Texas ALL of us have heard of by now.
  7. If you're thinking about going there, kinda seems like you'd need to go full "Night of the Long Knives" - Alito, Thomas, Leonard Leo, Kevin Roberts and the other head fascists at the Federalist Society and Heritage Foundation, the Kochs, Jeff Yass, McConnell, etc. All of these sonsabitches are hell-bent on destroying democracy, and you know they're going to be shopping for the next Trump once he's gone.
  8. ... and is, on the whole, so stunningly scientifically ignorant at a time when we are confronting potentially existential threats (climate change, AI, etc.). I'm sure that this will work out well for us, though.
  9. We are irrevocably stupider and making sure that the stupid have more power.
  10. Yeah, I look forward to the exhibitions of "special competence" by Judges Cannon and Kacsmaryk ...
  11. Apparently, the MAGA wing of the court doesn't believe in stare decisis after all ...
  12. This is the thing. People really need to realize that, with Project 2025, the Dems may not ever be able to unfuck everything that Trump and co do in the next 4 years. And that assumes that they are able to get elected, which assumes that (1) there are functioning elections in 2028 and beyond and (2) Americans have enough sense to realize that the Republicans are the ones that are fucking them. To reiterate, we are totally fucked. Totes fucked.
  13. So fucking what? Desperate times, man ...
  14. Among the Dems, Michelle with Barack acting as chief of staff might have the best shot to unite the Dems in time for the election ...
  15. Only makes sense given Biden, the FBI, the CIA, Jason Bourne and the Jackal have been coordinating on a plan to assassinate Trump at the debate. The court obviously doesn't want Biden to know that he'll be immune if he goes through with that ...
  16. Umm, it would be cool if the clip actually matched the description ... this type of shit DOES NOT help.
  17. True. (Someone please make sure to delete that UTRGV game thread.)
  18. Jesus Christ - just like a fishing tournament, huh?
  19. "Wait a minute - if there are Latinos / Blacks / Asians anywhere near us, that CAN'T be heaven. What kinda "fine print" bullshit are you trying to pull here?" /MAGA
  20. Bro - the pitcher can stop the Ball 5 shit. The Vandy Whistler NEVER ... SHUTS ... THE ... FUCK... UP. College baseball will be forever better when that piece of shit dies.
  21. Pretty sure that was Jeff Kent's wife.
  22. I'm pretty sure that version of history will get you arrested in Texas and Florida, so you might want to keep that to yourself.
  23. Hearing Landry say that out loud, I'm now bracing for a new history lesson from Alito, Thomas and crew explaining why they're compelled to overturn centuries of 1st Amendment case law so that Y'all Qaeda can force their christofascist fairy tales down every kid's throat. Lovely. Feels like I'm overdue for some shooting range time ... Updated: Furk. I haven't been paying attention because apparently they've already started down this path with Bremerton. Prepare for more Calvinball ...
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