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NBHorn7

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  1. Washington got hurt by running over Taaffe again.
  2. He's a senior and alternated with Russell till Russell got hurt.
  3. Arkansas rush defense is terrible, but the pass defense is much worse, in defensive rankings.
  4. Defense takes a holiday is the theme of today's game.
  5. Manning should starts at wide receiver!
  6. Some here seem to not understand that the Hollywood stars of our Ken Burns saga of this thread are doing voice over roles. Let's give an example of how the series would go. Peter Coyote narrates in episode 3 or 4 entitled "The Times That Try Threads Validity." The thread seemed to be in trouble as bickering between BurntEyes and WinningIsHard was dominating the thread. Some of their posts showing this are read by Tom Hanks as BurntEyes and Jeff Daniels as WinningIsHard. Coyote then says that some posters are growing weary and challenge the worthiness of this thread. Examples of this are shown and read by whatever star is playing their part. Coyote picks up the narrative again and says, then a whimsical sobering post comes from David Dennison that seems to stem the tide. One of these posts read by Mandy Patinkin is done. Coyote continues another post comes from Nicole44 that sparks some new interest and Clair Danes face unseen reads that post. Coyote continues that out of nowhere a post about Luby's steadies the thread and gives it fresh legs. That first Luby's post is read by whoever is voicing that role. Now Coyote again picks up the narrative and opines that now the Night Crew comes in and throws a party consisting of Luby's material and music videos that seem to point at a deeper meaning. These posts are shown and voiced over by various celebrities as the posters. Coyote continues that as the Day Shift comes on Surly that they are both repulsed and amused at this and posts with celebrity voice overs show these posts. The episode ends with Coyote saying that the thread goes on for now. The credits roll as various song videos that posters cited are played. Then a promo for the next episode entitled, "These Are the Threads That Try Surly's Soul" is shown as various posters describe as voiced by celebrities the many sexscapades of players and staff at UT athletics and also doubt Nicole44's sources, that she looks like Clair Danes, and why she posts pictures of herself. Finally, we are again reminded that major funding for this series is provided by The Better Angels Society and Luby's Restaurant Corporation.
  7. At the end of football season and the dust clears and it is determined who will be the head football coach at Texas. This thread should be submitted to Ken Burns who will undoubtedly turn it into a six-part, 12-hour docuseries on PBS. It will of course be narrated by Peter Coyote. Hollywood's biggest stars will voice the most notable posters in the thread as Burns pieces together this incredible piece of history in his usual first-class style. The background music will naturally be provided by the numerous songs that were cited by posters of this memorizing story. Here are just some of the names that will voice the posts. Clair Danes as Nicole44. Tom Hanks as BurntEyes. Jeff Daniels as WinningIsHard Paul Giamatti as immamac Many Patinkin as David Dennison. Funding for this monumental project will be provided by The Better Angels Society and of course Luby's Restaurant Corporation.
  8. Herman was a real-life caricature. He seemed almost unhinged but was supposed to be mensa.
  9. Our guy Lowell said that Codie injured his groin in practice and that was why he didn't play.
  10. Pittman got the mob and his players all riled up the first time Sark brought Texas into Fayetteville. They delivered a real beatdown that day.
  11. I would be happy if somebody in the Sark pressers asked him why Warren Roberson keeps finding his way back on the field. There are many things that need to be fixed, but this one seems like an easy one. Maybe Roberson has all the answers that we seek here and is the true puppet master. There has to be some reason why he is allowed to keep holding, block in the back, personal foul, and commit every heinous act known to mankind while impersonating a Longhorn football player.
  12. How about maybe 13-year-old boys? Legacy Members 17333 33580 #11060 Posted 19 minutes ago I remember watching this movie on HBO at night in middle school. It primarily stands out because of Shelly Long and an adolescent F250 starting off like this. And ending up like this.
  13. I don't think Nicole 44 is 13 years old. Should we ask?
  14. Speaking of Fleetwood Mack and Lincoln Riley makes me think of this song.
  15. Yes, you can only orbit around Planet Ketch.
  16. For the night crew win!
  17. How about this one?
  18. So, at 10pm BDE time turns into Bed time?
  19. We can get any coach we want if we take them to Luby's, didn't know the one in Austin was still there.
  20. I think this could be relevant. It took Sark so long to bake it and I don't think he will ever have that recipe again.
  21. Sark was high on Super Beets!
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